Drink order.

[dasser]

A Mormon was seated next to an kiwi on a flight from London
to Auckland.
( Don't know why they want to go to Auckland, traffic is crap But that was another joke .. dasser)

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Kiwi asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen
whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Kiwi then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me
too.
I didn't know we had a choice."

( To All Stay vertical and have a fantastic weekend ... dasser )

[Pumba]

Shit I didnt get that option on my auckland to welly flight last weekend, must only be international aye.

[Naki Rat]

Obviously a QANTAS flight with inflight service like that

[Macktheknife]

Well done, a new joke!

[Toaster]

Ah brilliant!! Nice joke dude.