Only in America?

**Hitcher** · 19th August 2004, 16:17

Couldn't think of a better headline for this story. Knock yourselves out!

OKLAHOMA CITY - An Oklahoma judge facing removal over charges that he masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections under his robes during trials said on Wednesday he would retire from the bench.

Creek County District Judge Donald Thompson, 57, wrote to Oklahoma Governor Brad Henry resigning effective September 1, a move that will allow him to retire with a full pension.

A former state representative and a judge for 22 years, Thompson was accused by state Attorney General Drew Edmondson of using a "penis pump" to enhance erections during trials and exposing himself to a court reporter several times while masturbating on the bench.

The state Court on the Judiciary was scheduled to hear a motion on Friday to suspend Thompson.

The judge has denied the charges and did not refer to them in his letter of resignation.

"I have greatly enjoyed my public service and offer my gratitude for the public trust reposed in me during the terms I served," he said.

- REUTERS

**Blakamin** · 19th August 2004, 16:25

What can you say?????? :spudwhat:

**merv** · 19th August 2004, 16:27

The penis pump wasn't named Monica was she?

**SpankMe** · 19th August 2004, 16:30

Originally Posted by Hitcher

....and exposing himself to a court reporter several times while masturbating on the bench.

**Cajun** · 19th August 2004, 16:31

how do all these sick fuckers get the top jobs

NC · 19th August 2004, 16:55

Maybe he was doing it before he had the penis pump and she couldn't see it cause it was too small. So he solved his problem.

**Paul in NZ** · 19th August 2004, 17:17

I amazed he didn't sue the penis pump (I cannot believe I just typed that) makers for addicting him to masterbation as it was obviously all their fault.