For all you office workers to help kill the boredom.

[Aaron717]

lol that was good

[bugjuice]

most of that I often do anyway.
right now, I'm walking around the office in my socks.. and they don't match.. well, they match another pair at home, but I didn't bring them in today..

why should the office be only for work..?? I don't work.. so I should have fun..

[feistyredhead]

most of that I often do anyway.
right now, I'm walking around the office in my socks.. and they don't match.. well, they match another pair at home, but I didn't bring them in today..

why should the office be only for work..?? I don't work.. so I should have fun..

yea and i think someone has been changing your coffee to decafe!

[bugjuice]

yea and i think someone has been changing your coffee to decafe!

nope, that's for me to do.. but you cut it with Milo too, and they won't know until they get back to their desk

[feistyredhead]

nope, that's for me to do.. but you cut it with Milo too, and they won't know until they get back to their desk

wow sounds like you have it too easy there..now i wonder how do i get your bosses email address to tell him to triple ya work load

[bugjuice]

wow sounds like you have it too easy there..now i wonder how do i get your bosses email address to tell him to triple ya work load

i did, yesterday.. when kb land was down.. got heaps done..
now I'm just buggin girls, tellin 'em how cute they are..

[feistyredhead]

i did, yesterday.. when kb land was down.. got heaps done..
now I'm just buggin girls, tellin 'em how cute they are..

oh so you are into girls and not women? oh well to each their own.....

[Big Dave]

My girl is a mother of 2 and grandmother of 1 - but she's still my girl.

[bugjuice]

oh so you are into girls and not women? oh well to each their own.....

well said BD
everyone is still young enuff
as they say, growing old is mandatory - growing up is optional. What ya called, well who really cares? bring da girls..

[vifferman]

nope, that's for me to do.. but you cut it with Milo too, and they won't know until they get back to their desk

How about gravy browning instead of Milo?

[bugjuice]

How about gravy browning instead of Milo?

lol.. good idea.. i'll grab some from the caff at lunch..

[Artifice]

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten Over their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

someone did that to a a friends workmate once. he was such an evil barstard that day they switched back to espresso the next day and vowed "never again"

[feistyredhead]

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten Over their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

someone did that to a a friends workmate once. he was such an evil barstard that day they switched back to espresso the next day and vowed "never again"

yes coffee is the only drug i take so gimmee! not decaf!

[Wolf]

My girl is a mother of 2 and grandmother of 1 - but she's still my girl.

"I got sunshiiiiine, on a clouuu-dy daaaay..."

[Wolf]

yes coffee is the only drug i take so gimmee! not decaf!

You Know You Drink Too Much Coffee When...

* You ski uphill.
* You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
* You speed walk in your sleep.
* You answer the door before people knock.
* You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
* You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
* You channel surf faster without a remote.
* You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
* You sleep with your eyes open.
* Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
* You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
* The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
* People get dizzy just watching you.
* You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
* The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
* You short out motion detectors.
* Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
* You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
* You help your dog chase its tail.
* Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
* You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
* You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
* You're so “wired” you pick up FM radio.
* People can test their batteries in your ears.
* You can jump-start your car without cables.
* Instant coffee takes too long.
* You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
* You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
* You lick your coffeepot clean.
* Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
* You've worn out the handle on your favourite mug.
* You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
* Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's brew."
* When you find a penny, you say, "Find a penny, pick it up. Ninety-nine more, I'll have a cup."
* You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
* Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
* You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
* The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
* Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
* Your pay cheque is sent directly to Starbucks.
* Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
* You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
* When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
* You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.
* You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
* Your Thermos is on wheels.
* You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
* You have a conniption over spilled milk.
* Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
* You introduce your spouse as your "Coffee mate."
* You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
* Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.