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    Quote Originally Posted by Zukin View Post
    SPEED KILLS
    Drive a Holden and live forever

    Q: How is a golf ball different from a Holden?
    A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards

    If one or more of these is true, unfortunately, you are driving a Holden...

    You look in your rear-view mirror to see two people with their hands on your tailgate.
    You constantly receive sympathy cards from the LTSA.
    When you are walking across the parking lot, you see a priest performing last rights on your car.
    While stopped at traffic lights, other motorists offer to help push to get you started again.
    You have preferred customer status at Repco Auto Parts.
    You have to stop along side the road at least once a day to pick up parts that have fallen off.
    You leave your keys in the ignition and a $20 bill on the dash for gas money in hopes that someone will steal your car.
    When you drive though town, people stop what they are doing and just start laughing.
    In place of a spare tire, you find a pair of running shoes

    Green bling for this man.... oh yes sir plenty of green bling

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    FordFour wheels on aboard,
    Garunteed to go if you push it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gixxer 4 ever View Post
    Changed in true 'oldens-'ondas & 'arleys style

    You will find me in your neighbours place from now on....
    I'm sure they will make you more than welcome....... hope ya have a nice day anyway cheers W & D

    I've learned... that to ignore the facts does not change the facts

    Do you seriously expect me to believe that these politicians would implement policy based on nothing more than bullshit......

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    Quote Originally Posted by dennisr View Post
    You were not kidding about the wind. I have not been in wind that strong and we had it both ways from the Rimutakas. It would have been a brilliant ride but for the wind but was still a great ride and what better way to spend a Saturday. We love SH50. It is about time I moved back to the Bay.
    Missed you in Havelock, looked around Mary Doyle, rode through the Village but could not see a nice black Triple so went for our ride, probably catch you guys next time you's visit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by robertydog View Post
    Yup was a good cruise today. Really nice. Its amazing how sheltered that road is from the wind.

    Nice bike G. Goes really well.

    Yo Dave you riding well. Dont worry we all make mishaps. You will learn from it.

    Got me cam out. Tried to suss it out but had to resort to the instructions. Will try and hook it up dis week and see if we can get some footage of us on da road.

    Hey Stick just so you know, we arnt in the wimpy club...........yet
    That will be awesome, but how will you take shots of us cos we cant keep up, you'll have to put a camera on the back to see us

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigG View Post
    That will be awesome, but how will you take shots of us cos we cant keep up, you'll have to put a camera on the back to see us
    Silly! he gets there first and then lies in wait...how do you think he has ever got photos of me...the nanarest of nana riders!
    Mind you, he does need to learn to get to grips with camera adjustment for wind shear
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gixxer 4 ever View Post
    Silly red flags.........

    Go da blue oval
    But you drive a Holden? Are you spying for the enemy?
    Nobody can trust a man that swings both ways...
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

    If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...

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    Well I is off to watch a decent game of Rugby this arvo, hope the Bay play a little better than the men in Black ( Silver)

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    But you drive a Holden? Are you spying for the enemy?
    Nobody can trust a man that swings both ways...
    Thats cos Mary Mooo owns one and I have to drive it and her around. I don't own a car but it would be a Ford if I did.

    I don't swing both ways.... well only one way at any one time....

    I note the Ford flag is bigger than the olden flag W.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gixxer 4 ever View Post
    I note the Ford flag is bigger than the olden flag W.
    And if ya went past a little slower....... you would'a noticed it was printed on one side only...........still I guess......... 'alf a flags betta than nun

    I've learned... that to ignore the facts does not change the facts

    Do you seriously expect me to believe that these politicians would implement policy based on nothing more than bullshit......

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    Was that olden juice I saw on the track before the start of the race???? Maybe you could voluntaire your flags to clean it up ............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gixxer 4 ever View Post
    Was that olden juice I saw on the track before the start of the race???? Maybe you could voluntaire your flags to clean it up ............
    "...................."

    I've learned... that to ignore the facts does not change the facts

    Do you seriously expect me to believe that these politicians would implement policy based on nothing more than bullshit......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gixxer 4 ever View Post
    Was that olden juice I saw on the track before the start of the race???? Maybe you could voluntaire your flags to clean it up ............
    Maybe we could use those black ones with the mastercard logo on them...they are kind of superfluous to requirements now.....
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

    If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    Maybe we could use those black ones with the mastercard logo on them...they are kind of superfluous to requirements now.....
    Nice......... but sad. Their 16 players did well.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigG View Post
    That will be awesome, but how will you take shots of us cos we cant keep up, you'll have to put a camera on the back to see us
    Dont know what you on about. I came home yesterday at the back of the pack.
    Tis a Yamahahahaha G. Just thrash it like you stole it. Gixxer 4 ever
    It really did look very unloved. Specially as it was next to the R1 that the whole crowd wanted to look at. Gixxer 4 ever

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