Three Mice:
Three mice are sitting at a bar in a rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other.
The first mouse throws down a shot of bourban, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says,"when I see a mouse trap, I lie on my back, and set it off with my foot, I catch the bar in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, then I make off with the cheese.
The second mouse orders two shots of Tequila, downs them one after the other, slams both glasses onto the bar, turns to the first mouse and replies,"oh yeah? when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home and grind it into powder, and add it to my coffee first thing each morning to get a fucking good buzz that lasts for the day.
The first and second mouse then turn to the third mouse.
The third mouse says nothing, and finishes his beer, lets out a long belch, and says, "I don't have time for your bullshit! its Friday night and the humans go out out Friday nights,I gotta get home and have my weekly ROOT with the CAT.
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