Keep out of Direct Sunlight
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room talking
about many things.
The idea of a living will came up and I said to her, "I never want
to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and
fluids from a bottle. If I ever come to that just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.
Bitch..
Bite me!
your wife is obviously one onto it lady!!!!
GET ON
SIT DOWN
SHUT UP
HANG ON
Behold Babel's Tower
top notch, thats a les dawson moment right there
"Speak in short, homely words of common usage"
Rest In Peace
go and put on your white singlet and stubbies and tell the bitch to go into the kitchen and make you some eggs, if she dosent then you know what to do...
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
released early.. yahoo..
fucken lucky she didn't put down the seat and tell ya to sit instead, of standing
.xjr...
.."What's with all the lights"..officer..
LOL WUT!
wow sum1s a little under the thumb
This my neighbor, Nursultan Tuleiakbay. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success!
on the wagon
lol, nice one
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