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    Here's one for the flyboys among us

    When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

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    LOL ... thats just brilliant!!

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    A good read from some tossers who like writing shit on the interdweebnet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    The V-22 has been far too long in coming of age. Difficult technology to master.
    • Avionics Computer: Commodore 64
    • Airframe: Honda
    Doh!

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    I like it I like it alot!!!!
    NEVER LET THE TRUTH GET IN THE WAY OF A GOOD STORY!

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    Funny site!

    Quote Originally Posted by http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand_Defence_Force
    Royal NZ Army
    See main article: Australian Defense Force.

    The RNZA consists of four feared and hated men, General Lee Outrageous, General Specific, Private Public and Jake "The Muss" Heke; and one woman, Tank Girl. The Muss is only used in eXtreme cases and full ground assults. Tank Girl is in a funk because the army sold all its tanks. Until the RNZA appropriates the country's last tank from Mr Birchfield in Ross, Tank Girl has been using Unimogs for anti-sedition operations such as flattening tasteless subdivisions and breaking the legs of subversive tourists. Be very afraid of Tank Girl in a funk, or drunk. The RNZA can be found in any pub getting drunk. Any pub. Lord knows how, but they manage it. The funds for the RNZA and weapons research is a record 34% of GDP, a number much larger than 1%.

    Currently, the RNZA has:

    Four men.
    Tank Girl.
    Helen Clark.
    A ray gun.
    Fear them

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