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    Wedding doves

    READ THIS BEFORE YOU OPEN THE PICTURE


    Every bride's worst nightmare...............

    You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and step out onto the church steps.

    The photographer raises his camera.

    Following your family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together.

    You and your new bride stand shoulder to shoulder with a dove in your hands as your friends and relatives eagerly wait.

    The photographer gives the ready signal and you open your hands towards the sky.

    Not a dry eye in the house, the camera flashes; the moment is saved for eternity......??
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    they're so white!

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    Hard to live that one down.

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    Premature release!
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    I feel sorry for her husband, hes guna be getting shit bout that for years.
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    ooooh in front of all ur family and everything, shame
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Sensible View Post
    Every bride's worst nightmare...............
    Oldie but still lickable... oh did I say that out aloud...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NighthawkNZ View Post
    Oldie but still lickable... oh did I say that out aloud...
    You need to get out more...
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    Nice rack.
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    Quote Originally Posted by patd0g View Post
    You need to get out more...
    even if I did... I would most lickly say the same thing

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