I need some Pearls of wisdom for my works newsletter as apparently everyone that leaves has to leave with something memorable to contribute to this newsletter.
Anyone got anything that is clean and publishable?
I'm not SMPL I'm just special
I need some Pearls of wisdom for my works newsletter as apparently everyone that leaves has to leave with something memorable to contribute to this newsletter.
Anyone got anything that is clean and publishable?
One, two free, floor!
What's the audience, and do you want witty, thought provoking?
Hit google and find "Thought for the day". Lots of useful stuff comes up.
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"If it gives you trouble, get a bigger hammer"
Or is it not an engineering firm?
Ah well, works for me
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The lyrics to Slipknot - Fuck this world spring to mind.....
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Deep in the heart...
"Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right."
generally attributed to Ben Franklin, Rosevelt, Henry Ford or some other dead American President.
Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it. Max Fritch.
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. Confucius.
"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
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Just say something like....
If I leave you with one memory of me, let it be that I changed the world then realised you weren't worth it so I changed it back.
Warren would like that...
Hehehehe! I seen you....
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Deep in the heart...
Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!
Eleanor Roosevelt
"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
One, two free, floor!
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
I'm not SMPL I'm just special
Thanks for that I like and I'm usingOriginally Posted by Macktheknife
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Don't get caught.
I'm not SMPL I'm just special
I LOVE IT but unfortunately I don't think they would really appreciate that one)
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I dont know about leaving a job with pearls of wisdom, but I did leave a pearl necklace once...
"Speak in short, homely words of common usage"
Forum whore
You know they'd would, J.I LOVE IT but unfortunately I don't think they would really appreciate that one
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
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