Slags and shit

[Dilligaf]

. the nails in the gate was too much! that woman with the nails...!

Gotta disagree.... If I had a vermin (aka next door neighbour's unruly children) crawling over my place univited I would consider putting up festering nails sharpy bit up too! Seriously, what kind of parent cannot stop their child going into someone else's property, throwing stones at neighbours etc??? Those nails were clearly INSIDE her property boundary line - the little darlings would only have any problem with those nails if they were climbing over her gate having already come all the way over her front lawn.... Kids will be kids doesn't cut it. The mothers should stop continually breeding whilst sucking of the goverment teat and put some positive role modelling time in for those kids. And the other neighbour who had children and granchildren the same age.... can't she figure out what's causing it?
And the "she owns her own house - she must be rich" comment. Chip on shoulder much?

[Guitana]

couldnt really keep track last night...was enjoying the song of the minah bird though. started off being about her bird, and then it changed to something completely different. all 3 of em need to get off the couches and go outside for 5 seconds. the nails in the gate was too much! that woman with the nails...what a fuckin ugly cow. looked drunk, stoned and undead all at once!

You'd still fuck her after a few beers though!!!!!!!!

[candor]

You'd still fuck her after a few beers though!!!!!!!!

What the woman who had pathological envy of homeowners?

That train of thought is downright unnatural guitana. I'm a female but I dry retch in empathy for what you are doing to fellow bikers minds with such meanderings. Its almost worth a red rep and we'll have to keep an eye on you. How could you!

[Guitana]

What the woman who had pathological envy of homeowners?

That train of thought is downright unnatural guitana. I'm a female but I dry retch in empathy for what you are doing to fellow bikers minds with such meanderings. Its almost worth a red rep and we'll have to keep an eye on you. How could you!

Hmmm no sense of humour there!! No actually I was refering to the hairy one who resembled Jabba the Hutts mother!!!!
RED REP JOHNNY DEPP it's all the same to me rep away and I'll return the favour!!! Now if you were a man the statement I made is commonly referred to as the beer goggles test!!!!! Retch away nothing like a good chuck!!

[Madness]

This isn't in PD yet?
Well bugger me with a dead fish.

[Guitana]

This isn't in PD yet?
Well bugger me with a dead fish.

What sort of fish???? I've got a frozen Kahawai in the freezer!!!!

[Madness]

What sort of fish???? I've got a frozen Kahawai in the freezer!!!!

Frozen is no good I'm afraid.
It has to be de scaled already too.

[Guitana]

Frozen is no good I'm afraid.
It has to be de scaled already too.

OOOOHHH you kinky thing you!!!!!

[idleidolidyll]

Farkoff!! I've been drinking, that makes it alright.

The piano has been drinking
My necktie's asleep
The combo went back to New York, and left me all alone
The jukebox has to take a leak
Have you noticed that the carpet needs a haircut?
And the spotlight looks just like a prison break
And the telephone's out of cigarettes
As usual the balcony's on the make
And the piano has been drinking, heavily
The piano has been drinking
And he's on the hard stuff tonight

The piano has been drinking
And you can't find your waitress
Even with the Geiger counter
And I guarantee you that she will hate you
From the bottom of her glass
And all of your friends remind you
That you just can't get served without her
The piano has been drinking

The piano has been drinking
And the lightman's blind in one eye
And he can't see out of the other
And the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid
And he showed up with his mother
And the piano has been drinking
Without fear of contradiction I say
The piano has been drinking

Our Father who art in ?
Hallowed by thy glass
Thy kindom come, thy will be done
On Earth as it is in the lounges
Give us this day our daily splash
Forgive us our hangovers
As we forgive all those who continue to hangover against us
And lead us not into temptation
But deliver from evil and someone you must all ride home

Because the piano has been drinking
And he's your friend not mine
Because the piano has been drinking
And he's not my responsibility

The bouncer is this Sumo wrestler
Kinda cream puff casper milk toast
And the owner is just a mental midget
With the I.Q. of a fencepost
I'm going down, hang onto me, I'm going down
Watch me skate across an acre of linoleum
I know I can do it, I'm in total control
And the piano has been drinking
And he's embarassing me
The piano has been drinking, he raided his mini bar

The piano has been drinking
And the bar stools are all on fire
And all the newspapers were just fooling
And the ash-trays have retired
And I've got a feeling that the piano has been drinking
It's just a hunch
The piano has been drinking and he's going to lose his lunch
And the piano has been drinking
Not me, not me, The piano has been drinking not me

Tom Waits 1976