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  1. 21st March 2007, 20:57 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Geez, you've gotta be quick to beat Dobalina to the poon....

    But really Bob, great to see you escaped in time.......
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    Talking Just enough time:

    Quote Originally Posted by Fub@r View Post
    Well only been married 6 weeks and wifes out of town on business for a few days. So what does a married guy do besides the huge list of chores left for him to do while she is away.........its a new experience for me
    Maybe its a 6 week itch?

    She will come back well scratched, and clam up on you for awhile?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    Play computer games until 2am and then drink yourself unconscious.


    Ring up sick the next day and then go for a ride in the afternoon.

    Repeat cycle for a couple of weeks.

    Above all, ignore chores.
    Damn, I do that when she is here!
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    so... party at fub@r's?
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
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    I don't know but in two weeks time, mine of almost 25 years is away for 5 weeks. I have to feed the kids. Burger King, MacDonalds, KFC, Dominoes, Fish & Chips. That's 5 nights covered. Any ideas?
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    Kiwi Pizza, Foodcourt at Queensgate on late night and weekends, Pizza Hutt, Subway (have to do health food at least once), Chinese, Fish and Chips, Gloria Jeans for breakfast, Mr Bun for great fried chicken....

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    Wot Jim said............
    You'd be amazed how fast the time goes...............
    “- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    Kiwi Pizza, Foodcourt at Queensgate on late night and weekends, Pizza Hutt, Subway (have to do health food at least once), Chinese, Fish and Chips, Gloria Jeans for breakfast, Mr Bun for great fried chicken....

    You'll be OK Hawkeye.

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