What do married guys do when the wife's out of town?

[magicfairy]

Well only been married 6 weeks and wifes out of town on business for a few days. So what does a married guy do besides the huge list of chores left for him to do while she is away.........its a new experience for me

If you want a womens perspective - do at least SOME of the chores - or there won't be any "happy reunion"

Ignore these brave lads - you'll only get yourself into trouble.
And if you want extra brownie points - do something nice to show her how much you missed her. Get some flowers and put them on a vase on the table.

[Guitana]

If you want a womens perspective - do at least SOME of the chores - or there won't be any "happy reunion"

Ignore these brave lads - you'll only get yourself into trouble.
And if you want extra brownie points - do something nice to show her how much you missed her. Get some flowers and put them on a vase on the table.

WHAT??????

Why does he need Brownie points he's the man if she dosent like it she can go back to mummy and daddy!!!
Get the bros together and get on the piss party like it's 1999! Get some Ho's round to party with cut loose and enjoy yourself go into town and make a cunt of yourself cos the next twenty years of your life are over!! After six months of marriage the novelty wears off and you realise your fucked but by that time you've probably got her pregnant and the deal is sealed!!! My motto is treat em mean keep em keen!!!!
It works she's threatened to leave so many times I've lost count!!! But she still cooks my eggs!!!!
Most women dont want you for who you are they want to change you and make you into the man of her dreams!! So if you dont have a white horse and shiny armour and a killer smile you're fucked!!!!!!!
Enjoy the time with your mates and get pissed up and when she comes back ignore her, she will love you for it!!!!!

Disclaimer: Guitana takes no responsibility for any comments made in this thread and any effect it may have on other peoples relationships, all advice should be ignored unless backed up by your best mate!!

[ManDownUnder]

Well only been married 6 weeks and wifes out of town on business for a few days. So what does a married guy do besides the huge list of chores left for him to do while she is away.........its a new experience for me

Get the list - pick your favourites - save those till last

Have a BBQ, invite the boys over, toddle round in your daks and scratch burp and fart till you hit "satisfaction point" (you'll know when you get there)

Shoot things - I find that's always easier to do while the fun police isn't there too... ("aaaa what cute little pukek..." *bang*). Yeah it's happened before... and I lost points - go figure

or - do what you think you should. She doesn't want to come home to a complete write off/mess, but then you're not a slave either. Find that middle ground

[Dave Lobster]

Shoot things - I find that's always easier to do while the fun police isn't there too... ("aaaa what cute little pukek..." *bang*). Yeah it's happened before... and I lost points - go figure

DON'T keep collars as souvenirs. She WILL find them..

[ManDownUnder]

DON'T keep collars as souvenirs. She WILL find them..

g-strings can be hard to explain too

"honey... I was just hanging out the washing and... ... umm... whats THIS???"

[ManDownUnder]

If you want a womens perspective - do at least SOME of the chores - or there won't be any "happy reunion"

LOL and if you want a mans perspective - don't leave a list (no - seriously... don't)

[Jimmy B]

Do what I do and thats absolutley what I want to do, which does not include domestic chores until 24 hours before the ETA of Mrs JB, then I clean up like a maniac

[Marmoot]

Play computer games until 2am and then drink yourself unconscious.

Ring up sick the next day and then go for a ride in the afternoon.

Repeat cycle for a couple of weeks.

Above all, ignore chores.

+1 vote.

Definitely do NOT do chores.
The best way to avoid duties is to be deemed useless in doing it.

[Alice]

Highly amusing reading all the above comments. Thats "one" of the great things about men, they make you laugh.

[ArcherWC]

If you do that list of chores you will always get another list each time she goes away so ignore the list and do what you wanna do enjoy the freedom and your own space let her know you will not be dictated too

What he said (wonder if Dawn/Donna has seen this yet)

[ArcherWC]

DON'T keep collars as souvenirs. She WILL find them..

Or handcuffs

[mstriumph]

whenever there's a thread like this it's always the she going away and the he wondering wat to do in her absence ........

does this mean us gals are more self-sufficient?

[Jimmy B]

whenever there's a thread like this it's always the she going away and the he wondering wat to do in her absence ........

does this mean us gals are more self-sufficient?

Quite possible but highly unlikely

[ManDownUnder]

does this mean us gals are more self-sufficient?

No - there's a really long way to describe the change in dynamic or it can be crudely summed up in one word

"controlling"

Like I said -"crudely" summed up...

[mstriumph]

No - there's a really long way to describe the change in dynamic or it can be crudely summed up in one word

"controlling"

Like I said -"crudely" summed up...

yeah - just like the mortar between the bricks is "controlling"