What do married guys do when the wife's out of town?

**mud boy** · 21st March 2007, 19:13

Originally Posted by Skunk

Whisky night. And DVDs.

Not the Chick-flicks.

thats me
1+vote

**YLWDUC** · 21st March 2007, 19:15

Well, I know what us lads do when we're away.
And its not "Run off to join the Father Ted brigade" unless its the drunken one that keeps going on about 'arse, feck and knickers'. In that case thats exactly what we get up to (with women, its the navy that gets that basic concept mixed up).

Shit, as for what I do when the CEO goes away... Play XBox, not clean up, watch porn, exercise, repeat....

MD · 21st March 2007, 19:24

Originally Posted by The_Dover

masturbate until your cock bleeds?

That's year two into a marriage. They've only got the first 6 weeks under their belt so he's actually getting full on sex ...for now. I'm guessing she has gone away to give his cock time to heal.

But year two.. what Dover said.

**Big Dave** · 21st March 2007, 19:24

ESPN-a-thon.

**Fub@r** · 21st March 2007, 19:40

Originally Posted by Jim2

Play computer games until 2am and then drink yourself unconscious.

Ring up sick the next day and then go for a ride in the afternoon.

Repeat cycle for a couple of weeks.

Above all, ignore chores.

Doing this presently

But before she left she stocked cupboard with junk food and easy to cook stuff. Filled fridge with beer...........can't ask for too much more. But then I think junk food + beer in her mind means I won't "wander"

EDIT: Not that i would

**Indiana_Jones** · 21st March 2007, 19:48

Originally Posted by Jim2

Play computer games until 2am and then drink yourself unconscious.

Ring up sick the next day and then go for a ride in the afternoon.

Repeat cycle for a couple of weeks.

Above all, ignore chores.

Jim2, you are spot on!

Man I had an awesome Daytona 500 with beer on my ps2.

Blisters on my thumbs after 200 laps of crashing and bumping

go nascar lol

-Indy

**Fub@r** · 21st March 2007, 19:51

Missus also got me this before she left

http://www.armedassault.com/gallery.html

**Indiana_Jones** · 21st March 2007, 19:55

Originally Posted by Fub@r

Missus also got me this before she left

http://www.armedassault.com/gallery.html

looks like an updated Operation flashpoint, now that fucking game rocked!

-Indy

**Fub@r** · 21st March 2007, 20:03

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

looks like an updated Operation flashpoint, now that fucking game rocked!

-Indy

Yeah it is made by the Flashpoint guys

$60 to download and buy otherwise it $99 when released on 22 March in shops

**Indiana_Jones** · 21st March 2007, 20:26

get it in the shops. Well I would, don't trust the net that much.

-Indy

**Storm** · 21st March 2007, 20:31

Originally Posted by MD

That's year two into a marriage. They've only got the first 6 weeks under their belt so he's actually getting full on sex ...for now. I'm guessing she has gone away to give his cock time to heal.

But year two.. what Dover said.

I'm at year two and she's even keener than me !
(just thought I'd say it out loud

)