The Washcloth
This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman
alive today who won't crack up over this!
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the
week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that
I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.
I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was
already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any
time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over
hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be
able to make the full effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that
was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in
that area to make sure I was at least presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes,
hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called
in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the
table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an
extra effort this morning, haven't we?"
I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief
and went home.
The rest of the day was normal. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called
out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had
all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
NEVER going back to that doctor ever!
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Originally Posted by dasser
had a great laugh!!! 
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