What do married guys do when the wife's out of town?

**Fub@r** · 21st March 2007, 17:20

Well only been married 6 weeks and wifes out of town on business for a few days. So what does a married guy do besides the huge list of chores left for him to do while she is away.........its a new experience for me

**James Deuce** · 21st March 2007, 17:22

Play computer games until 2am and then drink yourself unconscious.

Ring up sick the next day and then go for a ride in the afternoon.

Repeat cycle for a couple of weeks.

Above all, ignore chores.

**gijoe1313** · 21st March 2007, 17:23

Ask McJim for a short list ... riding a bike if'n he ain't looking after the sprogs ...

**boostin** · 21st March 2007, 17:23

Go to Hooters for dinner....soon

**TonyB** · 21st March 2007, 17:30

Call up your mistresses and let them know the coast is clear. Best form a roster though, cause you wouldn't want them to find out they're not the only other-woman, things can get nasty- I have scars to prove it. If you can't get them to do the chores, leave them all till the night before your wife comes home. Take the washing around to your mums if you can.

**Disco Dan** · 21st March 2007, 17:32

Originally Posted by TonyB

Call up your mistresses and let them know the coast is clear. Best form a roster though, cause you wouldn't want them to find out they're not the only other-woman, things can get nasty- I have scars to prove it. If you can't get them to do the chores, leave them all till the night before your wife comes home. Take the washing around to your mums if you can.

+1 Vote

Originally Posted by Jim2

Play computer games until 2am and then drink yourself unconscious.

Ring up sick the next day and then go for a ride in the afternoon.

Repeat cycle for a couple of weeks.

Above all, ignore chores.

+1 Vote

**MSTRS:Me** · 21st March 2007, 17:34

Depends...can't have her thinking she's got a housebitch, can you?

**Qkkid** · 21st March 2007, 17:48

If you do that list of chores you will always get another list each time she goes away

so ignore the list and do what you wanna do enjoy the freedom and your own space

let her know you will not be dictated too

**Oakie** · 21st March 2007, 18:04

Watch whatever fecking channel I like on TV (Sky Sports, Discovery, Nat Geo, History Channel) mostly.

Eat odd things for tea.

Not much else.

I start to miss her after about 3 days.

**The_Dover** · 21st March 2007, 18:06

masturbate until your cock bleeds?

**Macktheknife** · 21st March 2007, 18:27

Originally Posted by The_Dover

masturbate until your cock bleeds?

OWWWWWWWWW!
don't do this.

Or you could just do what you normally do and then relax in the peace and quiet of your home, after 15 mins of that you will be bored stupid so ring up your mates and go out on the piss. Or have the guys over for a beer 'n' Pizza 'n' sports night. Or you could just go for a ride every night to somewhere new, catch up with a few KBers and enjoy life.
If you want extra brownie points do some of the chores and send her flowers to wherever she is working, make sure they are delivered during work hours for maximum benefits! include a sloppy note with "I miss you" in there somewhere.

**James Deuce** · 21st March 2007, 18:27

O FFS, someone get Dover some lube!

**onearmedbandit** · 21st March 2007, 18:55

My wife has been away for the last two months. So what does a guy do while she's away? Any god damn thing he wants, that's what.

Actually to be honest, I can do pretty much anything I want when she is here, only now I've got lots more to take care of so I've found myself with even less time! Being a night owl helps, I'm never in bed before 2am