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    Will to Live

    Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room talking
    about many things.

    The idea of a living will came up and I said to her, "I never want
    to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and
    fluids from a bottle. If I ever come to that just pull the plug."

    She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.



    Bitch..

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    your wife is obviously one onto it lady!!!!
    GET ON
    SIT DOWN
    SHUT UP
    HANG ON

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    top notch, thats a les dawson moment right there
    "Speak in short, homely words of common usage"

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    go and put on your white singlet and stubbies and tell the bitch to go into the kitchen and make you some eggs, if she dosent then you know what to do...
    Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.



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    fucken lucky she didn't put down the seat and tell ya to sit instead, of standing
    .xjr....."What's with all the lights"..officer..

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    wow sum1s a little under the thumb
    This my neighbor, Nursultan Tuleiakbay. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success!

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    lol, nice one

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