Sex is like

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Sex is like a petrol station sometimes you get full service, sometimes out of service and sometimes you have to be satisfied with SELF SERVICE

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Oldie but a goodie.

[Maha]

Sex is like a petrol station sometimes you get full service, sometimes out of service and sometimes you have to be satisfied with SELF SERVICE

And it all involves 'Pumping'.....

[sunhuntin]

And it all involves 'Pumping'.....

and dripping...

[Disco Dan]

dripping...

You are? or Maha Man?

[The Stranger:Me]

Sex is like a petrol station sometimes you get full service, sometimes out of service and sometimes you have to be satisfied with SELF SERVICE

And sometimes you have to pay before you get any.

[Disco Dan]

What about if you pee in it?

[Toaster]

And sometimes you have to pay before you get any.

Really now?

[Toaster]

If you are unleaded then does that mean you can't make babies?

[Quartermile]

Maybe, and desil is like married couples its harder to get the spark

[jetboy]

And sometimes you have to pay before you get any.

men always pay somehow

[_Gina_]

What about if you pee in it?

There's always one who doesn't quite get the joke context, eh?

[Disco Dan]

There's always one who doesn't quite get the joke context, eh?

...for those not in the 'know', it's called a *golden shower*. Not something I have or would try!

[_Gina_]

...for those not in the 'know', it's called a *golden shower*. Not something I have or would try!

Unfortunately, I already knew that, wasn't quite the point I was trying to make ! Seemed left of centre, but hey, each to 'is own DD!

I blame the internet for the introduction of these things, I mean who doesn't remember the Horse Gag.

[Grahameeboy]

And it all involves 'Pumping'.....

Is that like EFTPOS pay at pump??