German is easy. Fill your mouth with potatoes, and speak normally.
German is easy. Fill your mouth with potatoes, and speak normally.
It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
I find it helps your pronunciation if you remember to be angry all the time.
...nothing says 'I love you' with tender feeling like a teutonic German shouting:
"ICH LIEBE DICH!!! DU KANST MICH MAL!"
Keep it rubber-side down...
"Atomic batteries to power...turbines to speed..."
- Page 14 of the Buell Owners Manual
Germany might be a good spot for a bit of lieben etch von fluff fluff.
Deutschland, Deutschland Über Alles!
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
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