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    German is easy. Fill your mouth with potatoes, and speak normally.
    It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    German is easy. Fill your mouth with potatoes, and speak normally.
    Very similar to Welsh, but instead of potatoes, use Phlegm.

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    I find it helps your pronunciation if you remember to be angry all the time.
    ...nothing says 'I love you' with tender feeling like a teutonic German shouting:
    "ICH LIEBE DICH!!! DU KANST MICH MAL!"
    Keep it rubber-side down...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitana View Post
    I learned German from watching the old war movies Das Boot is a classic!!!!!
    How much cause is there for the phrase "We're all going to drown!" used in conversational German?

    German: "Guten morgen Herr Krayy."
    Me: "Arrrgghhh....Ze depth charges ist maken mit ze boom-boom!"
    "Atomic batteries to power...turbines to speed..."
    - Page 14 of the Buell Owners Manual

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    Germany might be a good spot for a bit of lieben etch von fluff fluff.

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    Deutschland, Deutschland Über Alles!


    -Indy
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