World's Shortest Fairy Tale

**Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)** · 23rd March 2007, 12:12

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!"

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook,
did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat,
travelled more
had many lovers
didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.
She went to the theatre, never watched sports,
never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her @ss
had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and
burped, swore, and farted all the time.

THE END

**Back Fire** · 23rd March 2007, 12:14

wrong! the guy lived happily ever after without nagging and screaming... and the girl couldnt afford anything without a guy to pay for it

**placidfemme** · 23rd March 2007, 12:20

Originally Posted by Back Fire

wrong! the guy lived happily ever after without nagging and screaming... and the girl couldnt afford anything without a guy to pay for it

bahaha you must know some really lame chicks

**Back Fire** · 23rd March 2007, 12:23

Originally Posted by placidfemme

bahaha you must know some really lame chicks

they're everywhere!

**Disco Dan** · 23rd March 2007, 12:26

Originally Posted by Back Fire

they're everywhere!

Tuché !

Cant stand gold diggers!! Women can be so dam shallow!!

**mstriumph** · 23rd March 2007, 12:42

Originally Posted by Back Fire

they're everywhere!

but NOT on KB methinks ..............

**S&S** · 23rd March 2007, 12:42

Originally Posted by Back Fire

wrong! the guy lived happily ever after without nagging and screaming... and the girl couldnt afford anything without a guy to pay for it

Bling for you..... lol

**Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)** · 23rd March 2007, 14:05

Originally Posted by Back Fire

wrong! the guy lived happily ever after without nagging and screaming... and the girl couldnt afford anything without a guy to pay for it

What planet are you currently living on??
I support my self in a very comfortable style.
When married my standard of living dropped - the retard couldn't make an intelligent business decision to safe himself.

**idleidolidyll** · 23rd March 2007, 14:13

Originally Posted by Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!"

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook,
did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat,
travelled more
had many lovers
didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.
She went to the theatre, never watched sports,
never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her @ss
had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and
burped, swore, and farted all the time.

THE END

and yet it seems that mostly it's the womans idea to get married while the guy would be just as happy having good sex and going his own way.

sex is so often used to blackmail men into marriage

**idleidolidyll** · 23rd March 2007, 14:15

Originally Posted by Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)

What planet are you currently living on??
I support my self in a very comfortable style.
When married my standard of living dropped - the retard couldn't make an intelligent business decision to safe himself.

dear bmw, please don't project your poor choices onto the rest of mankind

**Jimmy B** · 23rd March 2007, 14:15

Hey BMW, I liked that one so much I nicked it and sent it to my wife, she will now send it to about 20 of her mates and they will all have a giggle on a friday arvo.

Nice one

JB

**Colapop** · 23rd March 2007, 16:10

Nice one BMW

So many sad lonely insecure guys on here...

**Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)** · 23rd March 2007, 16:21

Originally Posted by Colapop

Nice one BMW

So many sad lonely insecure guys on here...

Well said Colapop. While my relationship experiences are nothing to write home about I do know some wonderful men. Nor am I bitter or twisted!!

**Maha** · 23rd March 2007, 16:21

Originally Posted by Colapop

Nice one BMW

So many sad lonely insecure guys on here...

One lives two floors up from you........

**Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)** · 23rd March 2007, 16:40

Originally Posted by idleidolidyll

and yet it seems that mostly it's the womans idea to get married while the guy would be just as happy having good sex and going his own way.

sex is so often used to blackmail men into marriage

These days woman realise they don't have to marry the whole pig just to get a little sausage.