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    Talking So nice:

    Subject: Valentine.


    A TOUCHING VALENTINE'S STORY

    THIS REALLY TOUCHED MY HEART.............

    Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

    Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a Valentine to?"

    "Osama Bin Laden," she says.

    "Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks in shock.

    "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. If other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone a nymore."

    Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

    "I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open,
    the Marines could shoot the fucker."
    A condom is to keep ones Pipe clean.

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    Hahaha, well done

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    Nice work-promote that girl
    "Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"

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    Bling sent that was great!

    "If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
    "There is no limit to dumb."

    "Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."

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    lols.. good one!!!
    GET ON
    SIT DOWN
    SHUT UP
    HANG ON

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    Haha ..........................
    Typical Americans

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