Death Row

[dasser]

Death Row in Women's Prison


Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde.

The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!''

Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!''

Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!''

Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!''

Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out.
The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim!''

and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!'''


( A old one, and I hope it is not a repost .. )

[Edbear]

I think that one may even be older than me...

[Sniper]

I think that one may even be older than me...

I was about to say that. Im sure it has been posted before, but Im not 100% sure, so no repost claims just yet

[ManDownUnder]

LOL.... ummmm. that punchline might as well be left out - I think most could complete THAT joke LOLOL

[Edbear]

I was about to say that. Im sure it has been posted before, but Im not 100% sure, so no repost claims just yet

Yeah, I don't recall it as being posted here, but I do remember hearing it sometime back in the '70's I think...

[Wolf]

So old that when I heard it, it was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman...

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

I haven't heard it before - I loved it!!!

[Maha]

So old that when I heard it, it was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman...

So what happened when they were in it?.......

[Edbear]

So what happened when they were in it?.......

Weren't you there....?

[Maha]

Weren't you there....?

No Ed, i was sitting in my parlour counting all my money....or was that eating bread and honey?.....

[crack]

JFK airport 1995, a Blond business lady that frquently travelled Concord, would always park her Merc in the Tow Away Zone, she would then fly off to Europe, return a few days later, exit the terminal, hail a cab, pay the $10.00 to the Airport based Tow Yard, Pay the $25.00 tow fee, get in her Merc and drive off.

After Numerous times she was Arrested under the Airport Municiple act, ( hope I have that correct) and taken before the court , the Judge asked her why she persisted in having her Merc towed?

The reply, Simple Math your honour, I get my Merc parked in a secure facility for $35.00 for Four days, and ???? for Five days, to use the airport parking for Four days it costs me $85.00.

She was let off, and told not to appear before the court again, and use the parking like anybody else.

JFK as a result of this then put the cost of Towing up beyond that of parking.

Not so Dumb aye wot?