Okay, for the totally paranoid amongst you - who are certain you will be the target of bioterrorist attack - ther is now the Quantumn Sleeper - protection for terrorists in your own bedroom!
http://www.qsleeper.com/
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Just in Case of Terrorist Attack...
Okay, for the totally paranoid amongst you - who are certain you will be the target of bioterrorist attack - ther is now the Quantumn Sleeper - protection for terrorists in your own bedroom!
http://www.qsleeper.com/
And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
- James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.
Forum whore
HAHAHA! might have to get one for the garage so the wife cant come out and throw stuff at me when i'm working on the bike at 1am!
Forum whore
All it needs is little slots so you can fire your .45 at the bad guys....
Good Grief!
I trust this is a giant piss take.....
Deus ex ukulele
"If I were a terrorist, and you were a lady, would you marry me anyway? Would you have my baby?"
Back to the subject of the thread, if I was a terrorist and stumbled upon on of these things I would turn it upside down and superglue it shut. If nothing else, that would make using the "inbuilt toiletry (sic) system" something of a challenge, and most unpleasant if said system had been recently used...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Hardcore Biker
Another product designed to play on the insecurities of the avergae white american male .... Sad :cool2:
Not even with yours!!!
toadily mad
But shouldn't it be made of titanium?Originally Posted by celticno6
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Nah! The US govt is just trying to save cash on coffins if it all goes pear shaped...
Paul N
(I wonder if those things burn???)
ps. I would like to have had one with latches on the outside some days when the kids were little.... (little bu$%#ers) "Mommy, what is daddy doing?
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Fireproof ones available....dont like the price much tho...$160,000
toadily mad
they need to make larger ones made of perspex for claustraphobic people too, that's honestly the only reason I haven't bought one. LOL
Deus ex ukulele
And how is sexual congress supposed to be culminated within the confines of said claustrophobic coffin? About the only thing I can see getting banged in this banal box is your head!
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
toadily mad
No8 Wire Extraordinaire
Talking of ‘claustrophobic coffin’:
Just finished a book by Ben Elton where the idea was you bought a shelter for when the environment got uninhabitable you jumped in this shelter & weathered it out for several decades/centuries or if at all. They had gotten fairly advanced for the rich trying to make them comfortable & self sufficient & the upshot was people were prepared to accept the world was about to die & not bother to do anythnig about it. The shelters were called ‘Claustrospheres’. Hmmm. Is this qsleeper the start?
Ironically Hitchers paraphrasing of a Robert Plant song before comes from an Album called ‘Fate of Nations’
Don't you look at my accountant.
He's the only one I've got.
Workin' Socially!
Surely thats a piss take?? Surely???
My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.
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You won't have this problem when you get your Monster as they don't need working on!!
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Being frustrated is disagreeable.
But the real disasters in life begin when you get what you want.
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You won't have this problem when you get your Monster as they don't need working on!!
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I might have to keep my yamaha as well then.... or just polish the monster!
now everone, thoughts out of the gutter please
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