My neighbours name was Wayne Kerr, I kid you not....Originally Posted by onearmedbandit
My neighbours name was Wayne Kerr, I kid you not....Originally Posted by onearmedbandit
Did he end up going over to Australia? When I was working for Brisbane Police, they got me to page him once... ah well, the sight of uniformed coppers rolling around on the floor giggling like hysterical children did my heart good anyway.Originally Posted by r4q2
W*nkers.
The world is my oxter
lol, he wasn't the sort off guy you'd take the piss out off...Originally Posted by jazbug5
Ah... like, for example, a boy called 'Sue'..?
The world is my oxter
Must be getting a bit senile. That didn't click as fast as it should have.Originally Posted by onearmedbandit
Skyryder
Free Scott Watson.
Online names misread...
All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear... and be misread.
1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com
5. There's the Italian Power Generator company, www.powergenitalia.com
6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales, www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you're looking for IP solutions, there's always www.ipanywhere.com
8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is www.cummingfirst.com
9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site, www.speedofart.com
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]





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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Bloody brilliant.....!

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Repost!!! The original was from Mr Big Dave.
It reminds me of the time a local authority in the UK introduced an obscenity filter on their email system. The day they activated it not one email got through - every single email was quarantined - mainly inoffensive ones - the reason was in the email addresses the all contained the word Scunthorpe!
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Well bugger me! And red rep. Ooh, it burns...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
I always have a chuckle at the Auckland Old Folks Ass on Gundry St opposite Colemans.
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