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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    If any of you want her cell number just PM me.
    Is she in prison then?

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    Kinda - she's forced not to talk for a bit - that's like doing time for her!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    Kinda - she's forced not to talk for a bit - that's like doing time for her!
    and I guess the straightjacket just adds to things then?

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    Hope she's better soon!
    Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way

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    Hope you heal quick Hels surgery is a b*tch, although it does have it's up sides...

    Enjoy the legal drugs while ya can

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Probably a fur-ball.
    Not this one!!

    Welcome to my club STR8 - 3 surgeries on my neck and I have a mean scar now! Removal of lump, total thyroidectomy, and last year a neck dissection...Mmmmm tasty.

    Have fun thinking of good stories as to why your neck was cut - no one needs to know it was surgery - tell anyone that wants to know you've been traveling in the Middle East

    Get well soon, I have some idea where you're at now. I hated being off my bike for a month or so last time on doctor's advice - the worst bit about the whole surgery!

    Best wishes, Ross aka Phurrball.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    Is she in prison then?

    Yeah its B block cell # 181...which is kinda wierd cos that hows the Chinese say 69....

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    FARK! She's at home now and wants visitors...

    "I haven't got a farking disease! Blah blah blah..." Fuck she can whine when she's bored! She said bring beer but if you do while she's still taking her drugs a) You'll have to deal with her spinning out & b) I'll kick your arse!
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    Get well soon Str8. No more deepthroating for you huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    Not many of you may know but one of our more colourful members has had surgery today to remove a growth from her throat.
    So did they get ALL the excess vocal cords or not?

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    Nah she's still freckin' makin' noise!

    She's all swelled up today (the Horsepiddle drugs have weared off) and not good words or drinking (dribbles).
    I took a good photo of her (but it's on her phone) She looks like she's got a snake wrapped round her throat...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    Nah she's still freckin' makin' noise!

    She's all swelled up today (the Horsepiddle drugs have weared off) and not good words or drinking (dribbles).
    I took a good photo of her (but it's on her phone) She looks like she's got a snake wrapped round her throat...
    For a minute there I thought you were describing the performance of the RF............must be getting late eh?

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    Yeah it is mate... you're out past your curfew.

    (the RF is back on the road BTW)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    Is she in prison then?
    Surprised no one has offered "conjugal visits"

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    Hey all. Thanks for all the PM's and texts! Everything went well and im feeling pretty good. Big thanks to must go to Col, thanks for being all my family and a great mate all wrapped up into a big huge person!
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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