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Thread: Don't forget the motorcycles!

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    Beer; rubbish
    Jim Beam: not rubbish

    I can see how you can get off the subject of motorcycles so easily. Seen Osama lately?

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    That's probably me... I'm in a job at the moment where I only work when there's work to do, so I have small snippets of maybe five minutes that I have nothing to do other than read (and post) on KB.


    Not a copper are you?

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    I like it how it is, when I want amusement and laughs I go to Rant and Rave, when I have a problem with the coils on my bike I go to General Maintenance.
    If you don't click on Rant and Rave or Pointless Drivel, you don't even see those other posts.
    Determined to kill my bike before it kills me

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    there's too much b/s isn't there?


    Bit like real life, really.... But then we all know, KB's not real...
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    Since the norm is 80/20, it would seem that we are better than your average joe....but we all knew that anyway!
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    Well I'm impressed troops, from a thread that started off pretentious and hectoring to degenerating into an arqument over beer in one swift evening......

    Not quite a KB record but not bad.

    Ixion, there was no mention of green stamps or gaiters, I'm disapointed.

    Peasoup or whatever, almost a zero score for perserverance

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    Please, use this thread for constructive criticism, bike/gear/performance/safety/accommodation tips and a common sense approach.
    Does anybody remember Sam The Eagle from The Muppet Show? Reading this, I am reminded of Sam.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Does anybody remember Sam The Eagle from The Muppet Show? Reading this, I am reminded of Sam.
    Bwahahahahahaha!!! Exactly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    Not a copper are you?
    No mate, something much much worse...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Does anybody remember Sam The Eagle from The Muppet Show? Reading this, I am reminded of Sam.
    Indeed. When we all know that our favourite was....Animal.
    Peasea - you are looking for constructive suggestions that are bike related? Try a nappy on your bike.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    To ensure that the quality and moral content of this show is beyond reproach, I, Sam the *American* eagle am proud to present the singing duet of Wayne and Wanda. Besides being tremendous singers, they're church people
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    Blah

    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    This won't take long:

    Since subscribing to this website I have formed the opinion (humble as it may be) that the balance of content is about 70/30. The 30 being valuable input, relevant and helpful information. The remaining 70 being personal attacks, gossip and (probably) alcohol/drug-induced blatherings.........................
    This won't take long either:

    here we have progressed from being a forum

    We are now a family

    ...with ALL that 'being a family' entails [valuable input, slanging matches, gossip, sympathy/support and the occassional inebriated rambling included ]

    here you can join in with any conversation you like and avoid the ones you find trivial or distasteful - and so can everyone else ..... because here there is no 'should' or 'must' or 'can't' ... the tribal elders [moderators and admin] wield their power lightly and tolerance is the watchword

    tolerance, peasea

    ...... and that peculiar brand of antipodean family humour that permits us to call each other bastards and bag each others' rides without it coming to wounded feelings and fisticuffs

    i, for one, treasure this space and the diverse conglomeration of saints and reprobates in it......... hang around a while and you may come to do the same

    ... ...

    Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac

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    Due to my currently incapacitated state I am unable to ride, work, exercise, or most other interesting and enjoyable things. That leaves me an enormous amount of time to sift through the wondrous crap that we get on KB, without that my life would truly be empty, so please don't fuck with one of the few things I have left to entertain myself. Thank you for your time.

    "If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
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    I understand your sentiment peasea, but you were always going to take a hammering by expressing it............which is why I have no opinion on the matter...............
    ...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)

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    As I stated earlier, I am learning....and fast. I'm also getting a lot of laughs from the responses. I just wish I had as much time as some of you seem to have. Good on ya people, I'm off to buy some Huggies.

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