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    Looking for a sys admin

    perhaps you need a *nix geek onboard?

    someone with a good sense of humour
    excellent with customers

    I'm your guy

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    Sense of humour?

    In other words you know NOTHING about Unix.

    Bet you don't even know what a d20 is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    Sense of humour?

    In other words you know NOTHING about Unix.

    ahhahha, thats teh first thing that came to mind when i read his post.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    Sense of humour?

    In other words you know NOTHING about Unix.

    Bet you don't even know what a d20 is.
    I dont care what a d20 is, but Im not cutting my nuts off to work on computers, I have a life dammit!!!!

    Im taking the piss out of Unix (Eunecs) for those slow of thinking
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    btw: I am actually serious

    good with:
    apache, mysql, postgres, bind, dhcpcd (or alts), iptables, opensrs/nzrs integration, load balancing (on an application level, and tcp/ip), bash scripting, php, openssl, debian, gentoo, mandriva, OSX, AIX (altho' that's going back a year or 3 )

    ah fuck who cares .. just someone offer me a job

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    Not until you tell me where the Divi Foothills are.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    obviously not from hamilton then are you

    its the twisty road between hamilton and raglan

    but I have a intermaweb connection so can work anywhere

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    Quote Originally Posted by TerminalAddict View Post
    what's a d20
    :wq
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    Shame you're not in Chch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying View Post
    Shame you're not in Chch.
    Im still learning things, but Im keen
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    Sense of humour?

    In other words you know NOTHING about Unix.

    Bet you don't even know what a d20 is.
    D20 is 20mm deformed reinforcing steel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kwaka12R View Post
    D20 is 20mm deformed reinforcing steel?
    Col might know that.

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    Unix geeks have a sense of humour.

    Observe.

    Code:
    Storsj@serv480:%blow
    -bash: fg: %blow: no such job
    Sadly stalwart 'make love' no longer works with modern GNU makes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limbimtimwim View Post
    Unix geeks have a sense of humour.
    Yeah - face it - anything involving Microsoft tends be worthy of a laugh...

    here - let's have a go...
    Databases *pfft*
    Reliability *hahahaha*...
    PERFORMANCE *HAHAHAHA*

    and now I have the crowd warmed up

    SE-CUR-ITY PWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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