Beer and breasts don't mix - apparently!

[Skyryder]

Actually I tend to agree. Not for the fact that a bikini dressed woman was in an add but that the company needed a bikini dressed woman to promote its products. It just seems to me that everywhere you look there is a female, usualy there for the only reason to get attention for the product. It's almost as if the ad guys have run out of ideas so they stick some sexy chick up on the bill board or whatever. If you look at the most succesful bill board campaings woman are not there. Speights and Tui's spring to mind.

It's a different story if say the board is for a perfume or aftershave where sex can be promted as a virtue for its product. But beer breath, it's a turn off for most woman. I found that out a tender young age.

Skyryder

[What?]

It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars aint shinin
cause the skys too tight
I heard the scarey wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin
long the side of me

Im mean n Im bad, yknow I aint no sissy
Got a big-titty girly by the name of chrissy
Talkin about her n my bike n me...
n this ride up the mountain of mystery, mystery

I noticed even the crickets
Was actin weird up here
And so I figured I might
Just drink a little beer
I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin on...
But there was no reply
cause she was gone...

Wheres those titties that I like so well
n my goddamn beer!
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin twig, n up jumped the devil...hes about this big...

He had a red suit on
An a widows peak
An then a pointed tail
n like a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him awright
I sweared I knowed it was
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know it looked to me
Like it was titty skin
I said, you sonofabitch!
cause I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his floss
n started cleanin his fang
So I shot him with my shooter
Said: bang bang bang

Then the sucker just laughed n said, put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
Gonna say?
You ate my chrissy? titties n all!
Well, what about the beer then, boy? were the cans
This tall?
Even her boots? would I lie to you?
Shit, you musta been hungry! yes, this is true.
Well dont they pay you good for the
Stuff that you do?
Well, you know, I cant complain when the checks come through...

Well I want my chrissy, n I want my beer
So you just barf it back up now, devil,
Do you hear?

Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil,
Do you understand? just what will you give me
For your
Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little
Contract here... yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore,
Dont call me that
Thats about the only reason
...gimme that paper...bet yer ass Ill sign...
cause I need a beer, n its titty-squeezin time

Man, you cant fool me...you aint that bad...
I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had...
Why there was milhous nixon n agnew, too...
n both of those suckers was worse n you...

Well, lets make a deal if you think thats true
I mean, youre the devil, so whatcha gonna do?

(improvised dialog)
Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
That you want to make a deal with me...

Thats very, very true
Im only interested in two things
Yeah?
See if you can guess what they are

I would think...uh...lets see, maybe stravinsky...

Ill give you two clues. let go of your pickle

What?

Let go of your pickle!

Im not holding my pickle

Well, whos holding your pickle then?

I dont know...shes out in the audience...
Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold
My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?

Im only interested in two things, and thats
Titties and beer
You know what I mean?
What?
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
I dont know if youre the right guy?
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!

No! dont sign it! give me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, cause thats magic ink!

And then the devil let go of his pickle
And out come my girl, there was her titties
Flop-floppin...all around the world

She said I got me three beers and a fistful of downs
And Im gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns!
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
Thats when the devil, he farted
And she went right over the cliff!
The devil was mad, I took off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?


FZ.

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

did someone say boobies... oh and beer... my's two mostest favowit fings in da world

[Pixie]

A billboard featuring a scantily clad woman advertising beer has been found to breach advertising standards because it suggested a link between liquor and sexual attraction.

Well it does.
I saw it on The Simpsons:

At the souvenir shop, Bart picks up "Beer Goggles…See the world through the eyes of a drunk." Bart looks at Selma through the goggles and sees an attractive woman.

[vifferman]

Never mind, SexyAdNaysayers - very soon, NooZild will be a safe, boring place, with no suggestive ads, and no dangerous roads.

And a very high suicide rate and/or medicated population.

And a very lucrative adventure sports/tourism industry.
Unless the SafetyBureaucrats find a way to legislate them out of business.

[Beemer]

Actually I tend to agree. Not for the fact that a bikini dressed woman was in an add but that the company needed a bikini dressed woman to promote its products. It just seems to me that everywhere you look there is a female, usualy there for the only reason to get attention for the product. It's almost as if the ad guys have run out of ideas so they stick some sexy chick up on the bill board or whatever. If you look at the most succesful bill board campaings woman are not there. Speights and Tui's spring to mind.

Yes, but look at Tui's tv ads - HEAPS of women! And Speights subtle use of the blonde barmaid...

But I have to agree in part - it's almost like the ad guys think "mmn, can't think of anything great about this product and I'm not clever enough so I'll just use tits! That will work and they'll buy it anyway!"

As people here know, I am not a fan of small children and in particular babies. So the surest way to make me avoid a product is to use cutesy kids in the ads! As soon as I see an obnoxious child advertising something, I just switch off. (With one exception - the ad for the fruit lollies where the father chops the heads off them - for some reason I like that girl!)

[imdying]

The Speights ad isn't quite some slut with her tits nearly out though. The Tui ads are full of whores though, they should go.

[Pwalo]

It's an ad, not reality. Kind of like 'reality TV', which isn't. Or suggesting sports people are role models.

But beer and breasts don't mix. Glasses are better.

[Fub@r]

PC gone nuts more like..........

At least we havent quite as far as the aussies with their standards. What was it last month they banned that ad where the baby is driving the Hyundai and then down to the beach all because some dimwit said her baby had tried to mimick it!

[Macktheknife]

The Tui ads are full of whores though, they should go.

I agree, they should go straight to my room! lol