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    My (pillion) virginity is gone!

    I had my first pillion experience on Tuesday night.

    On the back of a big, fat and downright sexual C90 Boulevard.

    Took an ambulance back to Mt Welly station after a motorsport event, and on the way back, Blue_Thunder conned me into swinging by my house and grabbing my bike gear. Gods, I was crapping myself - never been on the 2IC post before, thought I was going to do the big fall-off-and-die thing!

    But, as it turns out being a rider has its advantages when pillioning, leaning into the corners comes REAL natural, and after the first couple of km's (going from Mt Welly to Papalura - ~25km) I was loving it!

    It was even more fun after the throttle inadvertantly opened, and small ice crystals formed on my visor *cough cough*

    And all said and done, Blue_Thunder handles his bike bloody nicely, so that made it better.

    So all you pillion virgins, get on the back and have a go - it's not that bad
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    you need to get laid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    you need to get laid.
    With that title I thought he had! lol

    I don't know what you were worried about, most riders I know started on the back and then got brave enough to go for their own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    you need to get laid.
    Mate if I wanted to have wild passionate and unbridled sex, I wouldn't have married.
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    Are you going to tell your zzr you went on a cruiser?

    I lost my biking virginity on a "intruder".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Macktheknife View Post
    I don't know what you were worried about, most riders I know started on the back and then got brave enough to go for their own.
    After a couple of nasty hospital-visiting cage crashes, both of which I was front seat passenger, I have serious trust issues when it comes to be in charge of a vehicle...

    It was fortunate I know the rider and how well he rides...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    Are you going to tell your zzr you went on a cruiser?

    I lost my biking virginity on a "intruder".
    It's okay, Rosey and I have a *special* relationship...

    ...though I haven't told her that I took Daisy for a quick splat yesterday, that could be asking for trouble...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    It's okay, Rosey and I have a *special* relationship...

    ...though I haven't told her that I took Daisy for a quick splat yesterday, that could be asking for trouble...
    Well as long as you used protection.. Daisy will never know any better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedie View Post
    ... wouldnt catch me on the back of a bike with Blue_Thunder.
    But he would prolly say the same to me.
    Was no scarier than being in the jump seat when he cornered a DAF during a P1... round a 90 degree bend... in the wet...
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    Yes, I did notice that little bit of drool and the twitchiness of Donor when I visited him with Daisy at his "work" place (the term "work" is used very loosely here - I think I caught him doing disgusting things with his niece! ... sharing a ciggie and laying around like government painters!)

    The funny thing is, two weeks ago, I had my first pillion ride to pick up my little ol'Hornet. Damn good fun, even the bit when the suspension bottoms out due to my fat git arse!

    anyhoos, good to hear you enjoyed your pillion experience - wait till the first time you pillion someone else (and no, you kiddy winky on the fuel tank up the house driveway doesn't count! )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedie View Post
    They had duel wheels, handled it well.... come out with me in a Merc.. DriftX are all pussies compared to A51 and Greenlane interchange..
    Only thing about the DAFs was that the airbags in the suspension tended to lose pressure at the worst times, such as when you REALLY needed to corner hard.

    Probably indicative of the average south auckers stature though, always tended to be the ones on the left...
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    I get very, very nervous when pillioning. I find it very hard to relax, whether I'm on the back of a sportsbike, or a big fat wallowing cruiser. I went on the back of my father's V-Star 1100 when I was visiting him in Australia; I think this was the worst. My father is an ex-offroad racing (cages, that is) competitor, so he doesn't necessarily ride or drive in the nana-ish way I do. On top of that, his bike's a cruiser, with low clearance and soft suspension one-up, let alone two-up. Crapping myself every time we went around roundabouts, all kinds of hard stuff scraping.

    I think I like having control. Same reason I'm not overly keen on amusement park rides; it's different when you can control your own destiny or gut-dropping moments, but when you don't know what's coming up and can't control it, it's a different story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat View Post
    I think I like having control. Same reason I'm not overly keen on amusement park rides; it's different when you can control your own destiny or gut-dropping moments, but when you don't know what's coming up and can't control it, it's a different story.
    Trust is the big thing for me. I will only go pillion with people I trust 100% and only take pillions who trust me 100% (there was one exception, but I wont go there).

    If you trust the rider, you relax. With a pillion, I make dam sure the pillion knows just how much control they actually have back there! I had a pillion once who was still 'learning' and started leaning for each corner before I did, I was just about upright with my pillion steering the flipping bike! ...was not good. She got a stern talking too!

    As long as you dont take anyone that weighs more than you untill you are experienced taking a pillion and trust that the person know what they are doing, you should be fine taking a pillion.

    Ive had someone on the back who was 20kgs heavier than me, and that was tough work, was fine hooning along the mway but around all the one way streets and footpaths in the cbd... a challange
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    My mad cousin put me off pillioning back about '72, when he took me from Howick to Warkworth on his Suzuki 250 Hustler! How we made it I still don't know! His piece-de-resistance was cruising at 5,000rpm in first up the main street when we got there and then yanking the throttle so my helmet almost whacked the ground when my feet shot up under the handlebars!
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    Yea, I went for a ride on my mates bike once I had decided I was going to get one before I got mine, oh and I had a ride on a Harley a month or so before that

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