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  1. 3rd April 2007, 12:32 #1
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    From the CBR600RR user manual

    Translation: `While the rear end of the CBR600RR can indeed be considered attractive compared to other 600cc sportsbikes, it is generally considered poor taste -- and it indeed may harm your factory warranty -- to jizz on the tail-light'
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    Of course it is.

    Hondas take it up the arse - faking it's not the done thing.
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    ROFLMAO, good one.

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    Hang on ... wtf! ... doesn't everyone wank over their bikes? We won't be allowed to breath next!
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    Lol I was trying to find an alternative download for the poor fella who doesn't know his engine mount torque settings, but all I could find was this Japanese user manual, not a workshop manual. Flicking through it anyway, and took a bit of a double-take.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat View Post
    Lol I was trying to find an alternative download for the poor fella who doesn't know his engine mount torque settings, but all I could find was this Japanese user manual, not a workshop manual. Flicking through it anyway, and took a bit of a double-take.
    Fair enough too mate LOL

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    LOL My Aprilia manual states that the RS is made from non-edible parts and you should not bite, chew, suck, lick or swallow any part of the motorcycle.

    Thanks for advising me that, I know the bike is sexy but I've never had the desire to have oral sex with a machine...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Fair enough too mate LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperDave View Post
    LOL My Aprilia manual states that the RS is made from non-edible parts and you should not bite, chew, suck, lick or swallow any part of the motorcycle.

    Thanks for advising me that, I know the bike is sexy but I've never had the desire to have oral sex with a machine...
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    Quote Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat View Post
    Hahaha no worries. I knew Hondas were gay before I bought one -- but I love it anyway

    I should march in the Hero Parade as a supporter of the community
    ummmmmmm

    i will pretend i never heard that or i may make a judgement before meeting you, in which case i would never meet you,

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Of course it is.

    Hondas take it up the arse - faking it's not the done thing.
    Just make sure it's had time to cool down - it burns...

    (Where's that link to the grilled weener pic?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperDave View Post
    LOL My Aprilia manual states that the RS is made from non-edible parts and you should not bite, chew, suck, lick or swallow any part of the motorcycle.
    What, not even the Labia?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperDave View Post
    LOL My Aprilia manual states that the RS is made from non-edible parts and you should not bite, chew, suck, lick or swallow any part of the motorcycle.

    Thanks for advising me that, I know the bike is sexy but I've never had the desire to have oral sex with a machine...
    My RS125 has the exact same message, i noticed that it is a glaring omission from the RSV R manual, or maybe you can eat the 1000.
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