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  1. 3rd April 2007, 15:20 #31
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    Yes Sniper, Im conspiring against the whole lot of you... bwwahahahaha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joni View Post
    Yes Sniper, Im conspiring against the whole lot of you... bwwahahahaha!

    Not you, my apologese, I meant to make it sound like they were off conspiring against us
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    Hey - thanks for the links anyway, made the merges much easier...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joni View Post
    Hey - thanks for the links anyway, made the merges much easier...
    No worries, Im trying to do that, helps back up the "repost" comments
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joni View Post
    Yes Sniper, Im conspiring against the whole lot of you... bwwahahahaha!

    tsk tsk - even a woman of YOUR talent and insight can't POSSIBLY conspire all on your own ...........

    .......... or CAN she?? !!
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    Sorry about repost, but have not been on KB that long, How am I to know whats been seen before on the site.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MazTLR View Post
    Sorry about repost, but have not been on KB that long, How am I to know whats been seen before on the site.
    No Excuses!! Jawol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    No Excuses!! Jawol
    Search function.....
    What he said, make search your friend. Don't worry you will get the hang of it. One of the best pastimes on KB is the P/T for reposting.

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    Bike for Sale... beware blokes

    Apologies if you have seen it before but the pillion sent it to me.... hmmm... maybe a hint?
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    funny. FUCK THE REPO PO PO
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    Quote Originally Posted by xgnr View Post
    Apologies if you have seen it before but the pillion sent it to me.... hmmm... maybe a hint?
    Shit!

    I've heard about Goldwings having intercoms but you and your pillion can send each other emails?!?

    Awesome - go BMW!

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Shit!

    I've heard about Goldwings having intercoms but you and your pillion can send each other emails?!?

    Awesome - go BMW!

    ha ha you wanna experience the "Bash the helmet = slow the fuk down" comms system she has perfected .
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    Quote Originally Posted by xgnr View Post
    ha ha you wanna experience the "Bash the helmet = slow the fuk down" comms system she has perfected .
    I have nothing but the greatest respect for you fellas that are prepared to pillion your other halves.

    I long ago decided I'd much rather she was on her own bike - with a pillion I'd be afraid they'd use the ol' "Manual Clutch" where their right hand squeezes your testicles until you roll off the throttle......
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    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
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