For-sale ad humour

**Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)** · 16th October 2006, 15:04

Read the ad, says it all really!
A friend of mine in London saw this and sent it to me!!

Post Date:
Aug 7th, 2006
Expire Date:
Sep 6th, 2006

$10,000
06' Suzuki GSXR 1000
Farmington, UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006
2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had
its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all wheels
have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm
selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving
wife. Apparently "do whatever the f *** you want" doesn't mean what I
thought. Call me, Steve. (801)867-8292

**Squeak the Rat** · 16th October 2006, 15:23

Hahaha, that pansie's getting rid of the wrong bike.

**Colapop** · 16th October 2006, 16:21

Well, what f**k does it mean then?!?

**The_Dover** · 16th October 2006, 16:23

I'm tempted to call the number and see if it is for real.

Ifit is I'll abuse the shit out of him and put his number on every Utah based gay website I can find.

**Edbear** · 16th October 2006, 18:04

Ah, marriage! It's a wonderful thing! Can keep you occupied for hours...!

**cheese** · 17th October 2006, 10:16

this is classic

I'd never seen it before, no doubt sniper will tell me otherwise.....

**The_Dover** · 17th October 2006, 10:16

only three of four times man, but never in pdf with a picture.

well done

**cheese** · 17th October 2006, 21:49

Yeah!!!!!

Oh well........

**unhingedlizard** · 25th October 2006, 17:55

sent to me today:

Post Date:
Aug 7th, 2006

Expire Date:
Sep 6th, 2006

$10,000

06' Suzuki GSXR 1000

Farmington , UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006

2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn't mean what I thought. Call me, Steve. (801)867-8292

**FROSTY:Me** · 25th October 2006, 19:41

$10,000
06' Suzuki GSXR 1000
Farmington, UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006
2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn't mean what I thought. Call me, Steve.(801)867-8292

god man grow some balls

**Monorail** · 25th October 2006, 20:39

can't believe that noone's pointed out that this is a repost. Sniper's getting slack

**cowpoos** · 25th October 2006, 21:03

re post old fella......

**Swoop** · 26th October 2006, 11:57

This must be taking up a bit of server space by itself. Frosty has posted it in the general forum, and I'm sure that I've seen it elsewhere as well.

**Naki Rat** · 16th March 2007, 16:36

$10,000
06' Suzuki GSXR 1000
Farmington, UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006
2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn't mean what I thought. Call me, Steve. (801)867-8292