Vasectomy...The Musical!

[Krayy]

And now, the end is near,
It's time to face the final curtain...
We've had 2 gorgeous kids,
Don't want no more, of that I'm certain...

Both girls, are way too cute,
Sometimes bad, not in a shy way...
And so I think, the time has come,
To cut the Vas-way...


If you hear a cowed wimpering sound coming (pun) from around BEach Rd at 6pm tomorrow night, you'll now know what it is. Think I'll have to start off at the pub to give the boys a send-off

Wish me luck people, but sorry to say that I I'll be going to the clinic in a cage, not on a motorbike

[Sniper]

All the best. As long as you believe you are a real man when its over, you should be OK.



PT

[Swoop]

MDU will shortly be along to give advice and support...

Sure you don't want to ride there? Parking would be far easier...

[Krayy]

MDU will shortly be along to give advice and support...

Sure you don't want to ride there? Parking would be far easier...

A word to the wise....

Never ride a bike when you have a haemorroid!! It F**KING HURTS!!

Nuff said.

[jrandom]

Good man. Had mine done late last year. Worth every moment of discomfort.

Yes, it does hurt. Your bollocks will swell up like a pair of purple grapefruit for a few days, and there will be twinges and aches for up to several weeks.

I assume you're getting it done with the 'no scalpel' technique? The worst part of the procedure itself is the mashing around the surgeon does to get hold of the tubes and put bulldog clips on them before injecting any local. I was gritting my teeth in a cold sweat by the time that needle finally went in.

Still... I'd happily go back and do it all over again. It's absolutely the best contraceptive option.

[jrandom]

All the best. As long as you believe you are a real man when its over...

ROFL.

You just reminded me of what a rather young and inexperienced colleague asked me after learning that I'd had the snip.

[sotto voce] "So... do you still, you know... squirt?"

[MSTRS:Me]

Wish me luck people, but sorry to say that I'll be going to the clinic in a cage, not on a motorbike

Good luck mate. A week or two down the track, you'll wonder what all the fuss was about.

[Sniper]

ROFL.

You just reminded me of what a rather young and inexperienced colleague asked me after learning that I'd had the snip.

[sotto voce] "So... do you still, you know... squirt?"

PMSL. Did he actually ask that?

Yup, Im not letting nobody near there if its not for pleasure. Only women in that case

[jrandom]

PMSL. Did he actually ask that?

Word for word.

[Sniper]

Word for word.

He would have to be very young and Neive, or like cars with big exhausts that made PSSSSHHHHHTTTT sounds.

Or someone who was just curious and was wanting to furthur his knowledge iin life.

[Macktheknife]

So tomorrow you will be a 'just juice man' huh?
A mate of mine had the surgical option and was back at work 3 hours later, mind you he was walking a bit funny.

[MotoGirl]

It's absolutely the best contraceptive option.

Shame it isn't a practical option for people who haven't had kids. It'd be nice while you're trying to avoid having kids, yet still have the flexibility to have them when you're ready!

On the upside, at least you "make the cut" when it comes to contraception

[Indiana_Jones]

I don't get this whole BS thing about "you're not a man anymore" etc lol, where did I cum from........get it? cum!

-Indy

[ManDownUnder]

MDU will shortly be along to give advice and support...

Sure you don't want to ride there? Parking would be far easier...

LOL bling!

I've said enough on the subject already. Good onya dude!

[Storm]

Shame it isn't a practical option for people who haven't had kids. It'd be nice while you're trying to avoid having kids, yet still have the flexibility to have them when you're ready!

On the upside, at least you "make the cut" when it comes to contraception

Make sure the doc does it right- my wifes uncle had two kids, got chopped- had one more- had it looked at- had another !!!
Maybe he'd just the one in a million?