Excuse me? This is NZ we're talking here isn't it? The land of horny policemen and doctors who are impossible to sue.Originally Posted by mstriumph
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Excuse me? This is NZ we're talking here isn't it? The land of horny policemen and doctors who are impossible to sue.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
e mare libertas
Not quite.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
eschew obsification...
.... hmmmm - you lot who are off for the 'stitch in time' that will [hopefully] 'save nine' please note the bit in that article that saysTwo clear sperm counts, commonly at four and six weeks after the vasectomy, are required before unprotected intercourse.
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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
e mare libertas
My surgeon told me "Get the first test done after one month, or 20 ejaculations, whichever comes [sic] first".
Boom, tish.
I left it a bit longer than 20, though. I felt kind of embarrassed about going back for a test the same week.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
Forum whore
Wah wah wah Mr Fish, we all know you are a stud, no need to rub it in
eschew obsification...
good grief :slap:........ there's always ONE, isn't there ...........Boom, tish.
Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
e mare libertas
Oh, I dunno, I just figure maybe the word hasn't got around certain quarters yet.
Au contraire, in this case, anyway.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
Always Learning
its not too bad pain wise and the drugs they give you felt great - had to take 2 little pills before arriving and was on a high for a few hrs after the op.
Mine kind of played out like a joke tho, my partners doctor said that because we were low economic(just had third child and i had been off work as house dad) that i would qualify for a FREE VASECTOMY. Straight away it seemed dodgy to me, but it was as easy option and i was goign to take it for the team. Queue Tall Croatian doctor, who turns out to be my family doctor when i was a child - he talks to me about it and says the obligatory "are you sure you want to do this?, what if things dont work out with your current partner and you meet some hot blonde 18yr old who wants to have kids"(verbatim) After careful consideration i said yes. So appointment booked and in i go off my face from the drugs, yanks the hell out of my nuts feeling for the vas does the bizo then im off on my way home - KFC for that happy feeling to make up for the op. Do the test loads and drop them in to the lab for approval. Results come back - It failed, still live swimmers. so now im the guy who went and let the Croatian fella fondle me and bruise me up all for nothing, thats what you get for taking the free option thinks me. Phone call from Doctor "you are the 2nd failiure ive had in 6yrs and i hate failing so we are gonna go again OK?" wasnt really a question he was telling me. so in for second time and he did the damage and i asked "so did you get it this time?" he looked at me with cold dead eyes and said "if it doesnt work this time then thats it" thats it... like hell it better bloody work, youre not copping a feel twice mate for no result(i thought this, funnily enough didnt have the balls to say it whilst hes got me by the nads). So test samples go to lab and YAY i passed.
So now when people ask - i remind them that im so manly that it took two times to stop me, then followed by my partner telling all that i let him fondle me the first time for free and that i was a clown when on the drugs(gee they make a trip to do shopping a blast).
Was safer for me to do vasectomy than for partner to have tubes tied so that was the main selling point - oh and did i mention it was FREE.
aka: Benjamin Franklin Pierce
Far too much info there mate....
I'm only wearing black until they develop something darker
We came, We listened, And in one voice we answered
BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!!
Cap, Shirt, Bata Bullets...Go
If the bloke takes my boys in his hand and says "Niiiiice", then I'm outta there!!!
"Atomic batteries to power...turbines to speed..."
- Page 14 of the Buell Owners Manual
e mare libertas
Hah. Luxury.
I had to put up with a grandmotherly nurse-lady sitting at the desk beside the operating table, chatting away with the surgeon on various related and unrelated topics as he hacked away.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
Cap, Shirt, Bata Bullets...Go
With my luck, the grandmotherly nurse might have to kiss it better at the end
"Atomic batteries to power...turbines to speed..."
- Page 14 of the Buell Owners Manual
Bite me!
Good luck there fella!!definately a better option than the missus having to have full on surgery!!!!!
GET ON
SIT DOWN
SHUT UP
HANG ON
Who's up for babysitting.....?
That, of course, is one of the other fairly reliable forms of contraception...LOL!
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
Cap, Shirt, Bata Bullets...Go
The op itself was not as bad as I had worked myself up to believe. Bit of discomfort, but not as bad as the last filling I had.
The recovery over the weekend was quite uncomfortable at times, and the "boys" have taken up body-building so are a little larger and more tender than usual, but that's to be expected, so I'm told.
Could have done with more pampering and ice-cream from her indoors though
"Atomic batteries to power...turbines to speed..."
- Page 14 of the Buell Owners Manual
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