A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a Donkey hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the Donkey is kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have Molly The Donkey."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about "urges", so the Donkey can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to
bring the Donkey to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the Donkey, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the Donkey.
When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"
No not really, sir...
"They usually just ride the Donkey into town where the girls are."
( To All have a great Easter... dasser... A bike on the road is worth two in the shed
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very good 
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