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    Married guys will understand

    Man walks into a drugstore and asks to talk to the pharmacist.
    "How can I help you, sir?"
    " I need some of those condoms with the insecticide on them."
    "You mean spermicide, don't you?"
    " No, insecticide, my wife has a bug up her ass and I'm going in after it."


    Hope this is not a repost
    I fear the day technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots! ALBERT EINSTEIN

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    tee hee.

    Although I'm not sure I'd be telling everyone over the net what sort of sex my missus likes best ...
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riffer View Post
    tee hee.

    Although I'm not sure I'd be telling everyone over the net what sort of sex my missus likes best ...
    same, lucky I do not have one then
    I fear the day technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots! ALBERT EINSTEIN

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    I don't have that problem... I know for a fact she doesn't like it at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaun View Post
    ....my wife has a bug up her ass and I'm going in after it."
    You leave that donkey alone you pervert!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fairlie View Post
    You leave that donkey alone you pervert!

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    I fear the day technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots! ALBERT EINSTEIN

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