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    Top 10 slogans that can be put on a colostomy bag

    10. “My other bag’s a Prada”

    9. “Niblet retrieval in progress”

    8. “Is your ostomy bag full, or are you just happy to see me?”

    7. “Colon temporarily unavailable; busy as Sue Bradford”

    6. “If you think this bag is full of shit, you should meet my brother-in-law”

    5. “Real men don't use gloves”

    4. “The Lord is my ostomy nurse!”

    3. “Contents: Starbucks Coffee Of The Day”

    2. “Colostomy? Colosto-YOU!”


    1. “Caution: Helen's daily duties being prepared”
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Repost .

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    Quote Originally Posted by stanko View Post
    Repost .
    Search reveals nothing...
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    I just said cos I could.

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    LMFAO... awesome Stanko... bloody awesome
    cheers DD
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    Ooo, exactly what I wanted to do, my repost plan is working....
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Yeah ............we're all getting a shocking case of OCD and wanting desperatly to be the first geek to yell "repost"
    Its so bad now its got to false starts
    "Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"

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    LOL!.... colostomy bags... the fun never ends!
    "Take life one day at a time. Make mistakes. Learn from them. Come out a better person. Never regret the things that have gotten you where you are today."

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    That's too colostomy.................

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    poop-a-licious! (200th post!)
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    whats the difference between a colostomy bag and Sniper---- Nothing they are both full of shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by stanko View Post
    whats the difference between a colostomy bag and Sniper---- Nothing they are both full of shit
    Do you relise how hard it is to keep a straight face and say nothing on your silly post Mr S...
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    Quote Originally Posted by stanko View Post
    whats the difference between a colostomy bag and Sniper---- Nothing they are both full of shit
    Fuck thats funny, well done, you think of it yourself?
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curious_AJ View Post
    LOL!.... colostomy bags... the fun never ends!
    Gives new meaning the term "Fun bags"
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    not bad

    speaking from experience,only thing ya can't fucken do with the bag is fart,i.e all the smell goes into the bloody bag.piss ya off when the wife drops one in bed and can't do it back,mind you ya can open the end and expell some of the gasses.still small setback in exchange for being alive.
    Hello officer put it on my tab

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