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Thread: So, you want to sleep with my daughter?

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    So, you want to sleep with my daughter?

    God, this had to be the funniest thing I have read all month

    http://www.ubersite.com/m/99471
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    It kind of disturbs me that someone would write that up.

    As a teenager, I preferred to keep my mildly deviant sexual fantasies private, not fictionalise them in detail and post them on the internet.
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    He is american, and you can tell he is just gagging for attention
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    That was weak and far from the funniest thing I've read for a year. Sorry.
    "If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression

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    Shouldn't this be in the jokes thread

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    Yea, I think he might be talking out his ass a bit, or a lot (apparently a nice ass none the less)

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    This one is far funnier!
    "If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression

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    Quote Originally Posted by skelstar View Post
    This one is far funnier!
    The picture at the end, SO wrong

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    I thought it was abit close to the bone,so to speak,when I have just had my 15 yearold daughter visit from Auckland,with her 17 year old boy friend,that I have never met
    My wife & I actually had the "SEX" conversation & they did not know which way to look,was a very uncomfortable situation,but if they are doing it I would prefer they are at least "safe", remember when sex was safe & sky diving was dangerous
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    Quote Originally Posted by skelstar View Post
    This one is far funnier!
    You win.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by bistard View Post
    remember when sex was safe & skydiving was dangerous?
    I used to have that bumpersticker!
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    14 or so years ago, I was living in Stockholm with my then crazy girlfriend and we were visiting her parents at their summer house in the archipelago. They had a boat shed and sauna right on the water and the idea was to get really hot in the sauna then jump in the freezing water for fun. Of course, sometimes you had to break the ice first.

    A time honoured Christmas tradition was a family sauna. GF told me (quite seriously) that you leave your towels and robes outside and sit around naked. Her parents backed her up here. I actually believed them cause they were very liberal. The bitch made sure I was last in cause I had to go get some more firewood. Good one. I enter with chronic shrinkage due to outside temp of -15 and they're in towels. My nickname from then on was lilla Finn. Easy to translate. I got them back but that's a nufer story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    living in Stockholm with my then crazy girlfriend...
    Got better, did she?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish View Post
    Got better, did she?
    No. I traded her in on her then best friend. This one's fine... so far.

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    "hey Don, come check out Joey's butt!"

    oh thats just wrong!
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