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  1. 12th April 2007, 12:33 #1
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    The Trade Me questions thread

    ive discovered as most have alot of people ask damn stupid questions on trademe , and sometimes the answers are even stupider.

    but here a funny one to get the ball rolling tell of any of your ones too

    guy selling a vfr....

    Q: do you still have the full toolkit? or at least the sparkplug hex and rear wheel adjuster? got an nc24 with niether and its a right c*** to work on..wanting to move up to a later model anyway (nc24's in bits after going halfway under a car and me 3m over it)

    A: toolkit has usual rubbish, and a wheel adjuster - plug tool is for wrong bike. Mmmm cake....cake is nice to work on

    guy selling a zxr...

    Q: is this bike 2 stroke or 4 stroke, how many cylinders does it have.

    A: it's 4 stroke because it has 4 cylinders.

    some people don't deserve zxr's lol
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    Expect it......coz I ask stupid questions haha
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    lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

    Q: Would you swap for a set of steak knives in a presentation box?

    A: Hmmmmm..... unfortunately not - but the guy with the GB400 could find steak knives very useful for when he throws a celebratory BBQ for managing a safe stoppie on his bike!

    Q: Has the headlight fluid been replaced regularily and is it the front or rear wheel drive model?

    A: Headlamps are always on "Dip" so fluid must be okay but may contain traces of nuts Looking at the photo it does appear that nothing drives the rear wheel, but it's chain driven (on the "passenger" side) and the chain & sprockets are new !)
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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark;1010514[COLOR=red
    Q: Has the headlight fluid been replaced regularily and is it the front or rear wheel drive model?[/COLOR]

    A: Headlamps are always on "Dip" so fluid must be okay but may contain traces of nuts Looking at the photo it does appear that nothing drives the rear wheel, but it's chain driven (on the "passenger" side) and the chain & sprockets are new !)
    bahaha... that one takes the cake
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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    guy selling a zxr...

    Q: is this bike 2 stroke or 4 stroke, how many cylinders does it have.

    A: it's 4 stroke because it has 4 cylinders.
    Does that mean triples are 3 strokers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MidnightMike View Post
    Does that mean triples are 3 strokers?
    No Mike it means you have a 2-stroke
    LOL

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    HAHA!, gotta love them trademe idiots... ive only ever bought one thing... but I have seen many many silly things...
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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    Q: Has the headlight fluid been replaced regularily and is it the front or rear wheel drive model?

    A: Headlamps are always on "Dip" so fluid must be okay but may contain traces of nuts Looking at the photo it does appear that nothing drives the rear wheel, but it's chain driven (on the "passenger" side) and the chain & sprockets are new !)
    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    bahaha... that one takes the cake
    Fantastic!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Curious_AJ View Post
    HAHA!, gotta love them trademe idiots... ive only ever bought one thing... but I have seen many many silly things...
    Awwwwww, this is a gimmie
    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quartermile View Post
    No Mike it means you have a 2-stroke

    Shit!




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    Quote Originally Posted by MidnightMike View Post
    Shit!




    *kicks bike over*
    lol

    all u need is 2 more strokes i mean err cylinders lol, and 750 more cc
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quartermile View Post
    Awwwwww, this is a gimmie
    don't you dare....
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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    bahaha... that one takes the cake
    mmmm cake... cake is good to work on
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