Hi there. In the near future I would like to buy the rights to the questions and answers to this auction to use as the basis for a book. Can you please put the copywrite to all of your answers up for auction? Thanks. posted by: samgabriel (55 ) 7:19 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Do you have any monkeys for trade?
I am the winner of this auction. The machine is indeed faulty and can only go back in time. If you don't refund my money immediately I will be forced to not make my winning bid and therefore not be in need of the refund in the first place. Either way you won't receive bad feedback and you'll still get a healthy price from the next best winning bid. Actually forget about the refund. I'm off to buy a lotto ticket for last week opps... I mean this week. Thanks posted by: motomi (131 ) 7:21 pm, Fri 30 Sep
You lost me at "I am the winner"
Hi, Are there Size or Weight Restrictions? posted by: griffin18 (31 ) 7:22 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Please scroll up as height has been discused earlier. 250 Pounds Max weight.
Your a funny Person! posted by: griffin18 (31 ) 7:24 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Isnt that what guys say to ugly girls?
Is this the same time machine as seen on "Dilbert" recently? Link: http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilber...-20050919.html posted by: toyokogyo (6 ) 7:25 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Why would someone name their child dilbert?
One last question, except for the others I haven't asked yet: ONE POINT 21 GIGAWATTS!!! How can we generate that kind of power???? Will I need to harness the power of Rita? posted by: samgabriel (55 ) 7:30 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Rita is a one hit wonder.
I often have to restart my Millennium Falcon with a hard bash on the bulkhead with my fist - constant modifictions have made for an extremely realcitrant hyperdrive - does the time machine suffer from this, cause I'm a bad arse one armed bandit and can't do 2 things at once... posted by: looped (107 ) 7:50 pm, Fri 30 Sep
"bad arse one armed bandit" Sounds like my last girlfriend.
RE: Monkeys. I do have infinite monkeys that have been playing with pencils and typewriters for a while trying to come up with the entire works of "Shake Spear", so I guess I could spare a few of them. These ones don't perform space explorations, however, sorry. posted by: samgabriel (55 ) 8:06 pm, Fri 30 Sep
If they dont perform space explorations im not interested. Do you have any photos?
For safety reasons, could you please advise if you have taken into account daylight saving. I do not want to risk returning at the wrong time and disappear in ever decreasing circles up my own rear end? If not sold, could I please book a return flight with you? posted by: pat.kake (2472 ) 8:15 pm, Fri 30 Sep
I believe i answer this Q: later in the postings.
Would you consider swapping a Mk3 Cortina Aerial for your Time Machine. posted by: yankeekiwi1 (287 ) 8:19 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Perhaps? I did use to like green cortinas. Does the aerial pick up More FM?
You asked: "Do you have photos?" Yes. Yes I do. The trouble is, the monkeys are currently all on Monkey Island 2. I could take a vote as to which ones are keen to Escape from Monkey Island 2. They might be willing to succumb to your unusual ...requests. But this is all aside from the point, namely, will you auction the rights to the answers to this auction? I would not like to breach copyright. The monkeys don't like that. posted by: samgabriel (55 ) 8:19 pm, Fri 30 Sep
The monkeys don't like to breach copy right. Very ethical monkeys you have. i would be happy to swap the copyrights for a monkey (one of the ethical ones), or if you win the auction the copy right goes with the time machine. Or you could donate some money to a worthy charity (The society for prevention of ethical monkeys) and its yours
Hi My dearest Mike. i have to tell you that you have captured my mind and soul. If only I were a clever woman, I could describe to you my gorgeous Inventor, how you unite in yourself the beauties of phisics .I would tell you that you are the greatest genius of all ages, and I should only be speaking the simple truth. But to put all this into suitable words, my superb one, I should require a voice far more harmonious than that which is bestowed upon my species - for I am the humble owl that posted by: westminsterchch (187 ) 8:21 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Ahem, just for the record I am single, approximately thirty years of age. In the past (and the future) I have found that physics and romance to not mix, but am always keen.
The 1000th anniversary G-Shock finally phases out world time in favour of time travel. One day you'll look back on this contraption and laugh. You should hire a designer if you want to scale production. posted by: dealn1 (3601 ) 8:23 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Yeah but does that new G-Shock work underwater?
what processer do you use to opperate it? e.g. pentium 3... can it connect up to the net? posted by: pandoras-reaper (0 ) 8:24 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Its a 486 with no modem.
Hi, Out of curiosity how many watchers do you have? Hey great to see something a little different up for auction!! Good luck with your auction!!!! posted by: angeez1 (1812 ) 8:35 pm, Fri 30 Sep
There are 527 watchers, when what I really want is 527 bidders. I dont need luck I need bidders, people just seem to be treating me and my auction as a joke.
Hey dude, this auction is plastered all over the radion station, and more fm are the ones whom want you to get in touch with them for some freebies, there talking about you dude.. remember my user name and let me know what they give you... :-) posted by: redsonja (652 ) 8:40 pm, Fri 30 Sep
More FM better not be using my auction to get themselves free publicity. Despite the allure of freebies my ethics and non commercial stance, mean I cant break radio silence
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