Applying for a pension

[Beemer]

Having reached the age of 65, this guy goes to apply for the Pension. After waiting in line for a very long time, he finally got to the counter. He looked in his pockets and realised, to his great dismay, that he had left his wallet on the bedside cabinet at home. He told the lady that he was very sorry, but he seemed to have left left his wallet at home. "I'll have to go get it and come back later," he said. At that point, she said to him, "Unbutton your shirt." He was confused, but opened his shirt, revealing lots of curly silver hair. She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and, with that, she promptly processed his application. When he got home, he couldn't wait to tell his wife about his experience at the Pension Office. She listened to his whole story and then said, "You should have dropped your pants; you might have gotten disability too."

[Quartermile]

Hahahahahahaha, That one was good, one of the better ones

Blingsies away