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    Blah Outta gas

    A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that
    Moment, a bee flew in his window.
    The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"?
    "I'm out of gas."
    The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes
    Later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and
    Into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
    "Try it now," said one bee.
    The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.
    "Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my gas tank"?



























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    "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
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    Took me a few seconds....but i got there.....not bad DD.....

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    Wow, i havent heard that since primary school

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    Yeah took me while too... I THINK I got it!!
    I'm gonna make it so PC

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    Quote Originally Posted by MidnightMike View Post
    Wow, i havent heard that since primary school
    Exactly what I was thinking

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    Quote Originally Posted by MidnightMike View Post
    Wow, i havent heard that since primary school
    Quote Originally Posted by Quartermile View Post
    Exactly what I was thinking

    Ok so last year schooling seemed a buzz then.....so whats the answer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quartermile View Post
    Exactly what I was thinking
    It's the "level" of humour that I understand

    Quote Originally Posted by BuFfY View Post
    Yeah took me while too... I THINK I got it!!
    ahem...
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    Well technicaly it is isnt a repost, is damn old and my sides hurt cause I havent heard it in years
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    And the award for worst pun of the week goes to....

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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    Ok so last year schooling seemed a buzz then.....so whats the answer?
    Youre kidding Right?.....you dont actually get it?????? or are you trolling???????...., think of a fuel company starting in B and ending in P now add an 's and and what do you have??????

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    Quote Originally Posted by RT527 View Post
    Youre kidding Right?.....you dont actually get it?????? or are you trolling???????...., think of a fuel company starting in B and ending in P now add an 's and and what do you have??????

    Oh yeah, i got it, just thought that the other two didnt....they never did come back with the answer.....maybe they are still thinking about it...

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    yea ive seen that one before lol not bad

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