Confushiss said

**Mrs Busa Pete** · 9th April 2007, 07:56

IF A MAN TALKS IN THE BUSH
AND THERES NO WOMAN AROUND TO HEAR HIM
IS HE STILL WRONG

**Qkkid** · 9th April 2007, 08:11

repost

**Mrs Busa Pete** · 9th April 2007, 08:32

Originally Posted by Qkkid

repost

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**nadroj** · 9th April 2007, 08:33

If man fly plane upside down does he have balls up?

**Colapop** · 9th April 2007, 08:55

If a fat woman falls in the forest and no-one is around to see it, do the trees laugh?

**Mrs Busa Pete** · 9th April 2007, 08:57

Originally Posted by Colapop

If a fat woman falls in the forest and no-one is around to see it, do the trees laugh?

Why did they laugh when you fell

**nadroj** · 9th April 2007, 10:36

If man take tin of biscuits to bed is he fukin crackers?

**ninjac** · 10th April 2007, 21:20

If man walks through airport door sidways is he going to Bangkok.

He who pisses into wind get his own back.

**Deviant Esq** · 11th April 2007, 10:11

Man who wanks on cash register, comes into money.

**Curious_AJ** · 11th April 2007, 13:23

man who goes to bed with problem in hand, wakes up with solution on chest

woman who flys plane upside down , has crack up

man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with stinky finger

**Maha** · 12th April 2007, 16:05

Man with hands down anothers mans pants, not feeling himself today!...

**Qkchk:Me** · 12th April 2007, 16:22

Man who puts cream in tarts, not necessarily baker!

Dog which walks through deep snow get frozen stiff!

**Deviant Esq** · 12th April 2007, 23:23

Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Man who love and loses, have not right lawyer.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Kids are like Legos, lot of fun to make, but sooner or later, only end up messing up house.

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.

Confucius jokes are fun! Easy enough to make your own versions...
Man obsessed with scrambled eggs, beats himself silly.