Because we'll have a list!
Lists are good for all sorts of things - they need:
Money to get on the list (revenue's always a good thing)
Administrators (Revenue has to pay for something)
Researchers
Secrecy (God forbid the list should contribute anything meaningful to society at large)
... etc
Lists are the way to go.
Next thing - they should start another list - lets say registering the owners of firearms. Then we could start doing the fun stuff... correlations on number of guns, calibers, sources of guns.
Shit yeah lists are the way to go!
... if only they somehow stopped 9mm semi auto pistols getting into the hands of 12 to 15 year olds who clearly know shit about them and their use so they can go pop a cap in the ass of the other ganstas out there.
Meanwhile - those of us legitimate gun owners and users sit out here, on the lists, waiting to have some of our freedoms or intentions put under the microscope again because some fuckwit loosed off a few rounds of high speed lead to look cool.
I have a simple solution I'd like to propose. Anyone doing dumb shit like that loses the right to remain attached to their trigger finger(s). A stint on White Island might be a fun addition too.
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