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  1. 16th April 2007, 19:00 #1
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    Smile Lone Ranger caught

    by them injuns,was told by chief you will die in 3 days so i'll give you 1 wish per day till death starting now."send me my hoss" says the ranger,he whispers into tonto's ear and off he gallops,shortly tonto comes back with a gorgeous blond,chief says o.k you have her till sunrise,next day chief says you can have nother wish,same thing says the lone ranger and he whispers in tonto's ear.off he gallops and shortly returns with a beautiful brunette with huge tits,nice choice again the chief replies same deal gone at sunrise.this time with one more wish the chief asks the lone ranger i'll get your hoss cause tommorrow you die,the lr whispers louder in tonto's ear "bring me the fucken posse".
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  2. 17th April 2007, 10:04 #2
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    A bit of punctuation would go a LONG way to making this joke easily understandable...
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
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  3. 17th April 2007, 10:09 #3
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    Its a repost..... I think.

    Thats only if I understood it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    Its a repost..... I think.

    Thats only if I understood it
    If you did, then I salute you!
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    me did not.sniff sniff
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    For those that don't understand it...Tonto kept delivering women because he thought the Lone Ranger was asking for "pussy" instead of "posse".
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    well seen calo

    shit some are slow here,talk about f..ken nitpicking lol.most jokes are reposts are they not?otherwise how would we get to know them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ynot slow View Post
    shit some are slow here,talk about f..ken nitpicking lol.most jokes are reposts are they not?otherwise how would we get to know them.
    Yea but we take pride in our education and do not feel the need to dumb ourselves down to that level where we would understand you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer View Post
    A bit of punctuation would go a LONG way to making this joke easily understandable...
    But would it make it any funnier?
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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    But would it make it any funnier?
    Yes, because you wouldn't have to keep trying to figure out where each sentence ended! So thank you Swoop!
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    It's not even that funny, a 'Posse' is always made up of Cowboys,so was the Lone Ranger gay?..''Tonto you bad bad indian boy''
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