Fav Billy T sketch - Learning Japanese

**-df-** · 18th April 2007, 12:40

You'll all know it...but I just found it on YouTube so thought I'd share. Its my fav one.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHhb6xpFals[/YOUTUBE]

Love Billy T.

**jetboy** · 18th April 2007, 12:55

"whadda you lookin at aye?"

**pete376403** · 18th April 2007, 13:07

BTJ was very good -remember the knock-off of the "Lands for Bags" ad? - "where did I get my bag? I pinched it, eh (followed by trademark giggle)

these days that would be "racial stereotyping" and frowned upon, if not banned outright.

**SPman** · 18th April 2007, 13:33

I liked his take offs of the Beaurepairs ads........Bro repairs.....Mo repairs.....

**Swoop** · 18th April 2007, 13:35

The Europeans arriving and being greeted by the Maori.
Classic sketches!

**Maha** · 18th April 2007, 13:40

Originally Posted by pete376403

BTJ was very good -remember the knock-off of the "Lands for Bags" ad? - "where did I get my bag? I pinched it, eh (followed by trademark giggle)

When i read the thread title..that was the first sketch that i thought of.

Originally Posted by Swoop

The Europeans arriving and being greeted by the Maori.
Classic sketches!

Some glue?.....for your children!....so many to choose from really.

**Edbear** · 18th April 2007, 13:42

There'll not be another like him!

**MSTRS:Me** · 18th April 2007, 14:17

My favourite was the Maori news/weather series...
"The weather up North will be raining and the weather down South will be raining, so youse fullas in the middle better stay home cos it's no bloody good anywhere else"

**Krayy** · 18th April 2007, 14:28

Fave was when he was a taxi driver taking Annie Whittle and young girl for a ride....

(NB: This is from memory from 20 years back, so I';m taking a lot of artisitc license)

Girl: Why are those ladies dressed in their pyjamas?
AW: They're probably tired dear.
BTJ: Come on lady, tell her the truth! They are prostitutes dear.
Girl: What are prostitutes?
BTJ: They sleep with people for money.
Girl: Mummy, do prostitutes have babies?
AW: Yes...and they all grow up to be taxi drivers

**ManDownUnder** · 18th April 2007, 14:29

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rRyiidjU1o[/YOUTUBE]

here's mine - the Landrover gearbox waste disposal!

**BarBender** · 18th April 2007, 14:30

Originally Posted by MSTRS

My favourite was the Maori news/weather series...
"The weather up North will be raining and the weather down South will be raining, so youse fullas in the middle better stay home cos it's no bloody good anywhere else"

And then there was the Manu - the gay reporter and news reader...

**_Gina_** · 18th April 2007, 14:31

And here's mine........

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzhp3jWnpbs[/YOUTUBE]

it's got an oil leak from the diff.......

ROFLMAO

**merv** · 18th April 2007, 14:34

Originally Posted by MSTRS

My favourite was the Maori news/weather series...
"The weather up North will be raining and the weather down South will be raining, so youse fullas in the middle better stay home cos it's no bloody good anywhere else"

Yeah Te News and Te Weather and always related to the race course condiitons at Te Rapa.

My other favourite was as above the remodelling his house at Mac Herewini Drive Otara with the eye level oven and the Landrover gearbox for a waste disposer - would chew up pork bones and spit out knives and forks when you put it in reverse.