Fav Billy T sketch - Learning Japanese

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Fave was when he was a taxi driver taking Annie Whittle and young girl for a ride....

(NB: This is from memory from 20 years back, so I';m taking a lot of artisitc license)

Girl: Why are those ladies dressed in their pyjamas?
AW: They're probably tired dear.
BTJ: Come on lady, tell her the truth! They are prostitutes dear.
Girl: What are prostitutes?
BTJ: They sleep with people for money.
Girl: Mummy, do prostitutes have babies?
AW: Yes...and they all grow up to be taxi drivers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9RtaGKsdn0&NR=1

That'd be the one.

[Swoop]

Some glue?.....for your children!....so many to choose from really.

Loved the one...
"What will you accept for all of this land?
Blankets?
Muskets? [etc]"
All suggestions received with a stern, shaking, head from BTJ.

"Well, what will you accept as payment?!"

BTJ turns his mere around to show a VISA sign stuck to the back of it!!!!!!!!

[oldguy]

Love this thread, great vids and stuff, can't stop laughing