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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Da England, he a flxble ting n I flx him. Ol rulez woz rit 4 old ppz mdn tech ndz mdn rlz. The old order changeth yielding place 2 new. N I suspect we may be on the verge of one of the biggest shifts in written English since the Middle Ages
    Meanwhile - A little sub editor weights....

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    You latte-landers better learn to speak properly before I get up there -
    What he means, team - is slower. remember to let the concepts sink in before going on to 'chew gum and walk' and 'wimmen folk'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    You mean to tell me there is really IS a place called Auckland, in New Zealand?

    Really?

    A place that bad really exists?
    to make it worse....

    i live there!

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    Rode over the site again this morning - if this bus driver didn't hit anything as he says, then he must have been braking for halucinations as he left a rather long skidmark......
    "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    You latte-landers better learn to speak properly before I get up there - or it will be my last visit and will confirm all my pre-conceived notions of Auckland.
    We are all practicing our "rrrrrrrrr's"

    "Latte" is now being pronounced "correctly", with at least four "R's".

    You'll fit right in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fairlie View Post
    Also, Finn you are gay
    That was yesterday. Today I'm fine.

    Nice scooters you got there. What colours are they?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    That was yesterday. Today I'm fine.

    Nice scooters you got there. What colours are they?
    It is 'fine' to be Gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    That was yesterday. Today I'm fine.

    Nice scooters you got there. What colours are they?
    "Hetro white" and "Chick-Rooting Black"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitana View Post
    A middle-aged Asian man was hit when standing on or near the footpath on Dominion Rd, 20 metres south of St Albans Ave on the city-bound side. QUOTE]

    Don't worry theres plenty more asians definitely no shortage in auckland!!!!!!!!!

    Try not 2 b a smart @ss u m0r0n...theres plenty more asians but definetly u r one of few d1cky racists around AKL.Go Hm n learn from ur motha how 2 communicate wif ppl properly

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    Quote Originally Posted by magicfairy View Post
    the fact that he appears to have lawyered up before the police got to him (or her) speaks volumes about guilt.
    I disagree. If I was involved in a hit-and-run I'd probably waited for a couple of days to put my affairs in order and then would go and turn myself in. If I'd know I am suspected in a hit-and-run, I'd hire all the lawyers I can afford.
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    Quote Originally Posted by frankytheboss View Post
    Try not 2 b a smart @ss u m0r0n...theres plenty more asians but definetly u r one of few d1cky racists around AKL.Go Hm n learn from ur motha how 2 communicate wif ppl properly
    Fck me a hog owna dat cn use txt language

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    Seems like I'm not heading to 'latte-land' due to an indicated guilty plead, dang, I needed to show you uppity buggers a thing or two about REAL NZ..
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Seems like I'm not heading to 'latte-land' due to an indicated guilty plead, dang, I needed to show you uppity buggers a thing or two about REAL NZ..
    HOw did ya wrangle a trip to the big smoke?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick View Post
    HOw did ya wrangle a trip to the big smoke?
    Well gang, the plan has changed, I'm not needed as the dude has as they say 'nodded the head' and I won't have to give evidence, won't be up, your loss I guess.

    Dang, I was so looking forwards to giving you Aucklanders the learn on manners, cultural sensitivity and class...
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    Guess they can re-rent the dog cage in the cargo bay then???

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