For his birthday Little Matt asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on
this house is $300,000 and your mother just lost her job.
There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw Little Matt heading out the front
door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Matt told him, "I was walking past your room last
night and I heard you tell mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her
tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $300,000 mortgage and no f**king bike!"
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