"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
the guy near the start who smacked that chick was pretty fukd up.
the rest of them were faaaaarkin funny!
"How fortunate for governments that the people they administer do not think"
"At least black people knew when they were slaves, you remain clueless" - Doug Stanhope
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
holy shit how do you guys come up with these sparta jokes ,there great![]()
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This is particularly funny because Gerard Butler did both 300 and the move "p.s I love you".
Aaaaaand..."p.s I love you" is also the movie a Christchurch guy went fell asleep in when he went with his wife, she got pissed off and left him behind when the movie ended but he ended up locked in the mall for the night! (http://www.3news.co.nz/Man-locked-in...0/Default.aspx)
Last edited by Ms Piggy; 14th April 2009 at 15:18. Reason: Clarifying my sentence
My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.
Oh and this one is a goodie too.
My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
I do like these ones too...okay I have a bit of a thang about these the make me.
My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
mind the gap.
I am Jack's complete lack of remorse .
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