Can someone help me assemble my new Bike House?

**Lula** · 27th April 2007, 16:06

Today I brought a new house for my bike as I have no garage storage.

It's only a kit set garden shed but I really could do with some help assembling it and I was wondering if anyone might be free to bring over their Phillips screwdriver to my place which is in the Ellersile area sometime to help me put it together.

Beer will be provided.

**imdying** · 27th April 2007, 16:11

If you're new to bikes, I'd recommend buying some screwdrivers at a bare minimum, that and some allen keys. Trust me, you'll be glad you did

**bistard** · 27th April 2007, 16:16

Good luck with assembling one of those poxy things
I did one about two years ago & what a mission,they are an invention of the DEVIL!!
It is straight forward enough,but takes time
And dont drink the beer untill its finished

**Lula** · 27th April 2007, 16:19

You obviously don't like beer or helping chicks build sheds.

Hope I'm not with you if my bike ever breaks down but I doubt it seeing as your in Christchurch and thanks for the tool advice anyway.

**Firefight** · 27th April 2007, 16:20

Originally Posted by Lula

Today I brought a new house for my bike as I have no garage storage.

It's only a kit set garden shed but I really could do with some help assembling it.

Bloody good luck, nearly cost me my marrige, swear to god, if I ever need one of those pox shit arse sheds, I'll buy it made up !!!

F/F ps (will talk to My Mrs and see if see can come and help you)

**Firefight** · 27th April 2007, 16:20

Originally Posted by bistard

Good luck with assembling one of those poxy things
I did one about two years ago & what a mission,they are an invention of the DEVIL!!
It

so bloody true !!!

F/F

**Joni** · 27th April 2007, 16:23

Shit guys are you trying to encourage her? Or scare her?

**imdying** · 27th April 2007, 16:27

Originally Posted by Lula

You obviously don't like beer or helping chicks build sheds.

Hope I'm not with you if my bike ever breaks down but I doubt it seeing as your in Christchurch and thanks for the tool advice anyway.

I would have offered, but as you can see, I'm a little far away.

Trust me on the tools, that you'll eventually need them might sound like I'm being a fatalist, but you'll be glad you've got them the day ya need them

**bistard** · 27th April 2007, 16:27

Certainly not trying to scare anybody,but get help!!
If I remember rightly,I think I still have bits left over from mine!!
Shit there goes three months of therapy!!

**johnsv650** · 27th April 2007, 16:28

nice bike, deserves to be in the garage......
some advice, read instructions more than once before you start,
riding your bike would be more fun than putting one of those sheds together...

**SARGE** · 27th April 2007, 16:28

hell... i hope it aint one of those tim things ...

same price you coulda got a second hand 20 foot shipping container ...

**Disco Dan** · 27th April 2007, 16:30

WTF ?

Im very disapointed in you lot! A woman in need and you all start telling her how hard it will be !

Shocking....

I have no idea where Franklin is so I can offer myself to help, but heck come on lads!!!

**Swoop** · 27th April 2007, 16:30

Poofs.

Sheds are easy.
Honda electrics are the devils spawn...

**SARGE** · 27th April 2007, 16:32

Originally Posted by Disco Dan

WTF ?

Im very disapointed in you lot! A woman in need and you all start telling her how hard it will be !

Shocking....

I have no idea where Franklin is so I can offer myself to help, but heck come on lads!!!

nah ... not saying its hard .. just wouldnt put anything i valued in a tin shed.. a good bike cover is harder to break into

Originally Posted by Swoop

Poofs.

Sheds are easy.
Honda electrics are the devils spawn...

you wouldnt be having a problem with a Honda Electrical system would you ?

**Lula** · 27th April 2007, 16:33

Ok, I'm hearing ya.

What about if its done in stages, yes prolongs the pain, but could be less stressful if done in steps and then there is the opportunity to ride bikes in the morning, do a stage on the shed in the afternoon and then drink the beer in evening . . .